Parody of Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison

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Treguard is in the antechamber with a new team pre-quest. He sings this to the tune of Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison. Official video

Well, I'm trying to start the quest

But the team is unimpressed

"Please equip our dungeoneer:

Treguard, have you all the gear?"

Got the clipboards, pencils three

Helmet from the armoury

But the knapsack isn't here

It's lost somewhere I fear

There's one, you see

And I need it back for each new quest

Just one, you see

For all quests, for all quests

Should have brought it back to me by now

[As Treguard is singing, in scuttles the scurrier: a mini catacombite holding the knapsack in its jaws.]

Oh hurry up

What a pest, what a pe-e-est

[Treguard has taken the knapsack to put on the dungeoneer.]

Return of the sack (There it is)

Return of the sack (Game on)

Return of the sack (On we go)

There is no turning back (Here I am)

Return of the sack (Once again)

Return of the sack (More of a bag)

Return of the sack (Head below)

There is no turning back (Off you go)

So, the sack is in the game (Guzzling food)

And the knapsack is its name (On Knightmare)

From a German word or Dutch

Don't suppose it matters much

You'd better keep your life force fed

Because ooh-nasty's after red

So stow some grub to make it green

There's no need for a latrine

You shall not see

There's no looking round or turning back

So ask these three

Where am I? Where am I?

Your energy

Needs to stay a face, not be a skull

You might then reach

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