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Parody of Satellite by The Hooters

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    This is about the final quest of Series 3. Based on Satellite by The Hooters (1987). Music video

    Rush, Chris and Treguard, 'cause time you lack

    Let's start the quest and no turning back

    There's Hordriss, he's a man in need

    He will help you through with a spell called SPEED

    So go to the throne room, pretend to swim

    Merlin will come (but he won't cast VIM)

    And if you get two questions right

    Merlin's gonna give you a spell called FLIGHT

    Go to the cauldron and add the herbs

    Then some skulls will be disturbed

    Make it to the wellway room

    And drop down to the Mills of Doom

    So go to the throne room, pretend to swim

    Merlin will come (but he won't cast VIM)

    And if you get two questions right

    Merlin's gonna give you a spell called FLIGHT

    Another clue room; your time has come

    UNITE - you're back with everyone

    They cut your quest but that's OK

    At least it's not for Christmas Day

    So Christopher, Alex and James and Tim

    Sorry your quest had to have a trim

    And though you cast your SPEED alright

    You had to fly without using FLIGHT...

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