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Parody of Driving Home For Christmas by Chris Rea

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    Giles from Series 4 comes downstairs on Christmas morning 1990, to find the two presents he most wanted, waiting under the tree: a Frightknight trophy with a note saying 'Go on, you earned it!'; and Merlin's head. Gift-wrapped. It plays a tinny version of 'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea when you pull the beard.

    Or perhaps it played a parody...

    In memory of Chris Rea. Official lyric video

    We're magicked home for Christmas

    We're not elated, see our faces

    We're magicked for Christmas, yeah

    Which on Knightmare's assinine

    Got to Level 3

    And we were close

    To victory

    But we got sent away

    DISMISS really jars

    Magicked home for Christmas

    It is the greatest crime seen in Knightmare

    Got to the transporter pads

    And there's a frightknight hanging round

    But soon there'll be a phase shift, yeah

    That means no more winners crowned

    So a silly sprite

    And Merlin did a

    Bit, it was trite

    They don't consider

    Psychological scars

    We're magicked home for Christmas

    Magicked home for Christmas

    With the watchers' sympathies

    Just take a look at the adviser next to me

    And see his shame

    See his shame...

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      Chris was very brave considering the hand he was dealt.

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