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    Malefact
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    "The pages seem to be totally blank, Master!!"  ;D

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      Thanatos
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      Genesis I.i - In the beginning, Treguard created the dungeon...

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        Guest
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        its no use treguard i cant find the number of the chinkys! you'll have to do without your king prawn curry im afraid

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          DavidNewton
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          Very good, all of you <¦-)

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            Trial_by_Spikes
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            No Hugo darling ... I think you'll find I've got the longer and more distinguished cv. Mine can't even go in this book alone ... this is only the first volume. You're only jealous because I played Marvin in the Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy.

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              Emii
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              Okies knock yourselves out, children...

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                Thanatos
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                Iain Duncan Smith suspects his front bench may be mocking him behind his back.

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                  Trial_by_Spikes
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                  Kojak: fantasy detective.

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                    Trial_by_Spikes
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                    Sorry, I'm a bit hammered ... can't think. That was pretty rubbish.

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                      MPK
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                      Lord Fear's favorite party game; Granny's Garden/Granny's Footsteps!

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                        Arcengal
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                        "#Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the wa...#"

                        (not original but meh)

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                          WhiteFloatingSkull
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                          Here goes...

                          1: Lord Fear grew concerned when his boogers started talking back.

                          2: Lord Fear realising that he should have turned the defences off for the pizza boy.

                          3: Lissard suggests a line dance may be in order.

                          Bleh, there ya go.  ;D

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                            Trial_by_Spikes
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                            Were the new S Club really that out of touch with today's youngsters?

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                              Pickle123
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                              Lord Fear: "I would kindly ask you ladies NOT to comment on my pert buttocks as i try to intimidate the dungoneers!"

                              turns back

                              Lord Fear: "I'ts going to be a ball, a fir-

                              turns round again

                              Lord Fear: "THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO LIZZARD!"

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                                Pickle123
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                                Lord Fear: "Look! I've told you before...give boromir back his shield!"

                                BTW: Do these ever get judged or is it all for a laugh?

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                                  rachelesque
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                                  Lord Fear (about Bal Sheba George): "i'm going to hug him and squeeze him and call him George"

                                  In this year's family portrait, Lord Fear was distracted at an impromptu moment by Lissard's suggestion that his bum looked big in that robe.

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                                    Pickle123
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                                    Lizzard: Please master, can I polish your head? Just once more!

                                    let's keep the inuendo to a minimum now children

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                                      Velda
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                                      I thought I'd start another one when I came across this pic...

                                      Having failed to kill the dungeoneer by bumping into them, the Catacombite had a last desperate attempt by sneezing a foul green bogey at them.

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                                        Lowebo
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                                        The owner of the biggest bone(r) (Sorry!!!) in the dungeon became worried when a green blob came out of it.

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                                          Lowebo
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                                          Even with 4 arms and a giant head, George still couldn't play 'Tick' successfully.

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