Religion
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Now I bet a lot of you guys read that and went "sucks in breath touchy subject..." BUT...
All I was wondering was, you know when you put your religion down (I think it's on the census), and if a certain number of people all put down one type of previously unclassified religion then it becomes official...
What if we all wrote 'Dungeoneer'?
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The authorities would certainly argue it wasn't a religion as they did when people wrote "Jedi". And also, it would take thousands of people doing it before it was even considered. Also, a more precise term might be neede than "Dungeoneer" since that could refer to several different things featuring dungeons. Sorry. I'm a bit pessimistic, aren't I?
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Steady on.
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Our dungeoneer,
Who art in the dungeon,
Remember'd be your name,
You're off to Kingdom come,
Thy will be done on Earth as it is in the dungeon.
Give us this day our daily energy sprite,
and forgive our debts, as we forgive our goblins.
Lead us not into whopping great holes,
But deliver us to the quest object.
For yours is the power and glory forever,
Ooh nasty.
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The Ten Knightmare Commandments:
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Thou shalt be witty, generous and brave, or else perish.
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Thou shalt aid all in peril, expect those that ye have put in peril
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Thou shalt not smack the irritating jesters one
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Thou shalt be knowledgable, or else be fames for thine stupidity
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Thou shalt not guide thine Dungeoneers into obvious holes
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Thou shalt love thy advisors, even if they kill thee off Â
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Thou shalt not offer the goblins a present
Thou shalt have faith in the existence of Festus
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Thou shalt obey thine Dungeon Master and respect his whingey assistants
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Thou shalt not blow magic horns, however magical and horny ye believe them to be
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i think she considered it and deliberatly didn't rephrase
Yes, thank you Pickle ^_^
The innuendo WAS intended, silly person, and I think you were the ONLY one who didn't notice it.
Hehehehee...
Everyone stare at Arcengal to induce a feeling of great discomfort.
Nah love ya really ^.^
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Steady on.
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The Knightmare Beatitudes:
Blessed are the poor in spirit; for theirs is the kingdom of Level One.
Blessed are they that mourn; for they shall be comforted by the fact that it's all illusion and their dungeoneer has not really fallen to his death.
Blessed are the meek; for they shall be prompted by Treguard during interaction with other characters.
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after conveniently placed fruit; for their knapsacks shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain assistance from recently petrified jesters and the grateful fathers of accident-prone sorceresses.
Blessed are the pure in heart; for they shall see the quest object.
Blessed are the peacemakers; for they shall get Sylvester Hands drunk.
Blessed are they which are persecuted for their silly helmets; for now, as the Challenge? voice-over said, you're probably working for them.
Blessed are ye when men shall revile you and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, in order to get their unintelligent minions to tie you up with magic rope or set the goblins on you.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad; for great is your reward back in the real world; for you shall have frightknight trophies.
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