Religion
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The Knightmare Beatitudes:
Blessed are the poor in spirit; for theirs is the kingdom of Level One.
Blessed are they that mourn; for they shall be comforted by the fact that it's all illusion and their dungeoneer has not really fallen to his death.
Blessed are the meek; for they shall be prompted by Treguard during interaction with other characters.
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after conveniently placed fruit; for their knapsacks shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain assistance from recently petrified jesters and the grateful fathers of accident-prone sorceresses.
Blessed are the pure in heart; for they shall see the quest object.
Blessed are the peacemakers; for they shall get Sylvester Hands drunk.
Blessed are they which are persecuted for their silly helmets; for now, as the Challenge? voice-over said, you're probably working for them.
Blessed are ye when men shall revile you and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, in order to get their unintelligent minions to tie you up with magic rope or set the goblins on you.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad; for great is your reward back in the real world; for you shall have frightknight trophies.
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i think T_B_S has a pattern. with these helpful quotes i give you, see if you can spot it
How about Catacombites?? dungeon, knightmare, and sounding like followers in there
T_B_S response: Steady on!
Everyone stare at Arcengal to induce a feeling of great discomfort.
Nah love ya really ^.^
T_B_S response: Steady on!
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evidently mem200 has spotted the pattern aswell
hmmm, i think this religion needs a 1st hymn....*tune from "shine jesus shine"
Shine, quest objects, shine,
fill this dungeon with jobbing actors.
Send forth our dungeoneers, Traguard
and let their be truth.
As we travel into the dungeon,
so our faces are covered by a helm.
advisors guide us true to our objects
pick good clues make us winners not dismissettes
Festus exists, Festus exists!
Shine, quest objects, shine,
fill this dungeon with jobbing actors.
Send forth our dungeoneers, Traguard
and let their be truth.
Another team through the corridor of blades
The challenge killing off dungeoneers in spades.
We traverse make it though unto level three
face lord fear, win our spurs, show our chivelry
Festus exists, Festus exists!
Shine, quest objects, shine,
fill this dungeon with jobbing actors.
Send forth our dungeoneers, Traguard
and let their be truth.
phew...Anyone feel like carrying on please do so
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ohhh, please do. i love all that shorta stuff. my mum finds it weird i can listen to arguments against religion without getting angry but some of them are realy good.
i spose thats my scientific side taking over...goes to join Lord Fears minions
Yay! Someone else with a scientific side that takes over!
RIGHT!...
Disclaimer: the following text is solely the opinion of the author and is in no way meant to cause offence to individual and/or religious institutions and persuasions. I'm a well-balanced human being. Really!
Let's start with the Bible. It was written approximately 50 years after the death of Jesus (whose existence I neither agree nor disagree with). This is a lot longer than the average lifespan of a person living 2000 years ago. Furthermore, 50 years is a VERY long game of Chinese Whispers. Fill in the gaps, people.
Now onto a more scientific grounding. A general trend among religion is that "God" (which I define as That Which Created The Universe) is omnipotent and omniscient (all-powerful and all-knowing). According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal, it is impossible to know the position and velocity of a particle exactly. The more you know one, the less you know the other. Therefore, the only way that God can be omniscient is if "He" (the very idea of God having a gender is ludicrous when you think about it) actually IS the universe. Consequently, that also makes "Him" omnipotent.
Now, events in the universe can be modelled by mathematics. Therefore, extrapolation (which we are attempting to do by means of something called a Grand Unified Theory) of all these events will yield a complete model of the universe. As a result, the laws that govern the universe are inflexible. Intelligence can be defined as the flexibility to change and adapt. The universe does not do this. The Laws Of Physics haven't changed, have they? Therefore, God is not intelligent.
Combining the fact that God is the universe with the fact that the laws of the universe are inflexible leads me to the conclusion that fate rules supreme. You may think you have control of your life but that is only due to the way the electrons in your brain happen to be arranged at this moment in time. The universe is a wind-up doll. We are part of the universe. Therefore, we have no real freedom of choice. We only think we do.
So, why should there be a Heaven or Hell? All the classic questions spring to mind: (1) If I lose a limb, will it be waiting for me when I get to Heaven, (2) Will my dead pet goldfish be there?
Do you now see how ridiculous it all is?
Illusion and wishful thinking. But then, ignorance is bliss. I wish I had never started thinking about the big questions.
Ah, well! You've got to laugh, haven't you? ;D
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What annoys me is fundamentalism. As a Christian, I am infuriated by people who say they're Christians, then start saying that their Christianity is the only way "and I will kill to impose that upon you". Then they say that liberal Christianity is a sin, and that because I don't believe the whole Bible to be literal truth I am "not a proper Christian".
That's why I don't go to church any more. I don't want to be classified as one of those people.
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i know but as a community of people what brought us together was knightmare but unless we can discuss other things too we'd end up like comptors spewing out facts learnt off by heart from years of re-re-discussing them.
besides this isn't an argument, but a friendly debate.
right then...malefact, this isn't meant to insult your opinions at all. im just taking the opposing viewpoint to see what happens (does that make me argumentative or curious?)
Let's start with the Bible. It was written approximately 50 years after the death of Jesus (whose existence I neither agree nor disagree with). This is a lot longer than the average lifespan of a person living 2000 years ago. Furthermore, 50 years is a VERY long game of Chinese Whispers. Fill in the gaps, people.
for a start The bible was not written as one. it is a library, a collection of books. 73 in total i believe. the majority of these were written before jesus was born (hows that for chinesse wispers ay ) and also forms the basis of the jewish faith.
The new testament was written after Jesus' death however the main 4 books (the gospels of matthew, mark, luke and john) were written by men who had lived that long and so chinesse wispers didn't occur. the rest are accounts by other scholars and scribes and so a degree of caution must be observed. however, checked against each other and the gospels, the church has been very careful about which books they except into the bible. there are many accounts which the church has rejected....i believe there is a gospel of thomas which the church doesnt accept but i may be wrong there.
Now onto a more scientific grounding. A general trend among religion is that "God" (which I define as That Which Created The Universe) is omnipotent and omniscient (all-powerful and all-knowing)
im in perfect agreement so far.According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal, it is impossible to know the position and velocity of a particle exactly. The more you know one, the less you know the other. Therefore, the only way that God can be omniscient is if "He" (the very idea of God having a gender is ludicrous when you think about it) actually IS the universe. Consequently, that also makes "Him" omnipotent.
well, i have a few things to debate here...one is the heisenberg principal. what you are trying to do is define god in terms of sciences "laws". it is a grave mistake to try and define somthing in terms of their creation. since we can never create anything as perfect as ourselves. if we could then...in god's case, he ceases to be god as their is a superior being. point is, just because we can't comprehend velocity and position simultainiusly doesn't mean god can't. however, your theory about god being the universe might not be a so far from christian belief as you think. the third belief about god held by christians is that he is omnipresent (everywhere at once).
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Now, events in the universe can be modelled by mathematics. Therefore, extrapolation (which we are attempting to do by means of something called a Grand Unified Theory) of all these events will yield a complete model of the universe. As a result, the laws that govern the universe are inflexible. Intelligence can be defined as the flexibility to change and adapt. The universe does not do this. The Laws Of Physics haven't changed, have they? Therefore, God is not intelligent.
the reason i put "laws" in "" marks was because they aren't laws. they are theories. they are presented, then tested repetedly again and again. some of them stand up to it but it only takes ONE exception to disprove a law and as such no "laws" can be proved to be completely true/right yet. as such the "laws of physics" are constantly changing.
now this knocks away your reason for the univere being unchaning, however, it doesn't mean that it definetly is changing either. this GRAND UNIFIED THEOREM is trying to incorperate the universe. if the universe was constantly changing then there would be no point in trying at all.
basicly you say:-
intelligence=changeability=not universe=stoopid god.
whereas i say:-
god=omniscient=no need to change as everything is already known
Combining the fact that God is the universe with the fact that the laws of the universe are inflexible
i believe the "laws" are inflexable but we dont know them yet.
...leads me to the conclusion that fate rules supreme. You may think you have control of your life but that is only due to the way the electrons in your brain happen to be arranged at this moment in time. The universe is a wind-up doll. We are part of the universe. Therefore, we have no real freedom of choice. We only think we do.
well, yes and no. I think that the future strechs out as inevitable as ever BUT we have choice. we have choice now, we have choice in the future, however, we have already made those choices from the moment we are concieved. all we have to learn and think about it why we make or made the choices we did.
So, why should there be a Heaven or Hell? All the classic questions spring to mind: (1) If I lose a limb, will it be waiting for me when I get to Heaven, (2) Will my dead pet goldfish be there?
because we make those choices, we make them for a reason and that will happen. however it is still US who has to give the reason why.
a child who grows up to be a serial killer may not lke the idea but by the time they come to be the serial killer they will have made their choice and understand why. it is not fate that decides your actions, but you. the future is still predestined but it is constantly in your control.
Do you now see how ridiculous it all is?
not really, in an infinite universe everything that can be imagined must exist somewhere.
i bet i didnt get what i meant across half as well as id of liked but there we go
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I emphatically agree about fundamentalism, Pooka (though from a different perspective, being an atheist).
Visit www.chick.com for any number of highly (unintentionally) amusing fundamentalist articles. Particular gems are their attacks on Dungeons & Dragons, especially the comic strip Dark Dungeons.
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Ooooof. I leave you chaps alone for a couple of days while I revise for my exam and what do I find? A catchphrase plagiarized and intense theological debate undertaken. Now come on chaps, I mean I shouldn't have to say this but ... steady on.
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Well! In 18 months of posting I've never stirred up a response like this! Thanks for what everyone has said - I appreciate exploring different perspectives and viewpoints.
Now for my ripostes.
Pooka: I totally agree with what you said about denominational single-mindedness. In my opinion, it's just a step away from the words we keep hearing in the news; terrorism, jihad etc. There is nothing more dangerous than someone who absolutely, firmly and completely believes in something enough to sacrifice anything and anyone. Also, I wouldn't have thought that the Bible contains things that are meant to be taken literally, either. Taking it as a collection of allegories makes much more sense.
There is, of course, a rather interesting slant on the whole affair, too. (And bear in mind that today's Bible has been translated many times, and has been expected to have withstood the subsequent grammar changes, deciphering of idomatic expressions etc.)
The Bible says (in a nutshell) that if you lead a good and honest life you will go to Heaven.
HOWEVER, if EVERYONE leads a good life, according to the principals laid down in the Bible, then surely Earth will BECOME Heaven?
Pickle: Some very good points.
I was originally going to write about God being the universe justifying the supposition that "He" is omnipresent, but in the process of writing that rather drawn-out post, I forgot! ;D
OK, I'm willing to accept what you said about the writing of the Bible. What I will say is that I have also heard of a text that was intended for inclusion in the Bible that the Church refuses to accept and dismisses as heresy. What this book basically says is that you don't need churches to worship - that the entire universe is the "House of God". This makes perfect sense, really. From a religious standpoint, if God made the universe then surely the entire universe is Holy? As a consequence of this viewpoint, churches suddenly become rather redundant. And considering the vast riches that the Vatican has (I am veering dangerously close to my trademark cynicism here) is it any wonder that they refuse to validate this book?
With respect to the creation of the universe, Archimedes once said "give me a place to stand and I will move the Earth!" referring to his discovery of the power of levers. Where was God standing when "He" created the universe? When you think about this question, remember that "standing" also applies to the fourth dimension as well. Space and time are properties associated with the universe. We don't have any reason to assume that they exist outside the universe.
Btw, if the universe is infinite, it must have infinite energy. However, if there were infinite energy, relativity would become meaningless. Also, scientists have been able to construct a rough image of the universe. It is approximately oval-shaped with an uneven distribution of matter.
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See this is what happens when people open up and are willing to discuss. we get lengthy really well thought out opinions expressed logicly and coherently (SP?)
sorry if people are now hating this topic but im loving it and there's nothing to stop the knightmare religion planning from continuing.
malefact:
OK, I'm willing to accept what you said about the writing of the Bible. What I will say is that I have also heard of a text that was intended for inclusion in the Bible that the Church refuses to accept and dismisses as heresy. What this book basically says is that you don't need churches to worship - that the entire universe is the "House of God". This makes perfect sense, really. From a religious standpoint, if God made the universe then surely the entire universe is Holy? As a consequence of this viewpoint, churches suddenly become rather redundant. And considering the vast riches that the Vatican has (I am veering dangerously close to my trademark cynicism here) is it any wonder that they refuse to validate this book?
Well i can only speak for the catholic church, and even my knowledge of the inner workings of that is limited, however, the church doesn't actually tell us "churchs" (as in the buildings) are needed for worship.
We have churchs because the jews had temples to worship in and christianity is basicly an extension of judaism (that def. aint the right spelling but what the hey)
The reason people are obliged to go to church is to recieve communion. communion can't only be given in a church but it would be impractical for a preist to try and visit everyone when everyone can just congregate and visit the preist as happens every sunday.
Also worshiping as a community is important but reieving communion is the main reason in the catholic church. Id imagine there are other reasons it's been rejected, possibly it's events don't tally with 4 or 5 other books. shrug
With respect to the creation of the universe, Archimedes once said "give me a place to stand and I will move the Earth!" referring to his discovery of the power of levers.
Wasn't it, "give me an immovable place to stand and a long enough lever (unbreakable...but i dont know if he said that) and ill move the earth" anyway...this was just me being pedantic: ignore
Where was God standing when "He" created the universe? When you think about this question, remember that "standing" also applies to the fourth dimension as well. Space and time are properties associated with the universe. We don't have any reason to assume that they exist outside the universe.
assume?....they can't exist outside the universe.
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for there to be time, there must be space for time to pass in (sounds weird but its the best way to explain it)
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there can be no "space" (includes matter, vacuum...all of it) outside of the universe because by definition the universe contains everything
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therefore we can confidently say that no time or space exist outside the universe
about god, well god is above all the rules, he makes them. to bring the example down a scale or two...take BigBrother. bigbrother created the house, put the housemates in it and controls everything that goes on in the house. but they aren't in it...there are somewhere else that the contestants just can't see.
Btw, if the universe is infinite, it must have infinite energy. However, if there were infinite energy, relativity would become meaningless.
however, since all energy isn't in equilibrium everywhere relativity becomes meaningful again
Also, scientists have been able to construct a rough image of the universe. It is approximately oval-shaped with an uneven distribution of matter.
yep...thats a model of the universe. still infinite though and here the thinking behind it.
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universe by definition contains everything.
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therefore if we reached the edge of the universe (just say we could) and tried to step beyond it, WE would become the edge of the universe. the universe expandas to fit us. therefore it is impossible to reach the end of the universe or go beyond it.
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something without end is infinite.
the model is simply how far the universe has extended so far.
also...
The Bible says (in a nutshell) that if you lead a good and honest life you will go to Heaven.
HOWEVER, if EVERYONE leads a good life, according to the principals laid down in the Bible, then surely Earth will BECOME Heaven?
Very interesting point, which i never considered before. This is a very valid interpretation of the bible and im not going to say i disagree with that, infact it's possibly one of the best interpretations ive ever heard.
i'd just say...
heaven is meant to be perfect happines, even if everyone is "good", not everyone on earth will be perfectly happy. people will still get ill and die leaving unhappy relatives.
Also Heaven is unending happines and no matter how well peeps behave, we're not immortal.
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A bit heavy.
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Lummee! I'm enjoying this!
People still go to church, though, to pray I'd imagine. My point is that surely they don't need to leave their homes to do that.
Unfortunately, I'm a very bitter person and the idea of coming together as a community is something I don't like. I've never liked "joining in". It's a silly game, anyway! ;D
With regards to the nature of the universe (!) I must disagree with you. The universe is finite because the universe has a finite age. It is now widely accepted that the universe was created by a "Big Bang". If the universe were infinite in size, it would have had to have been expanding at an infinite speed. This is not so. The speed of the expansion of the universe has been measured, and the boundary of the universe (by "boundary" I mean the outermost material - which, logically, is the material that was first to be blown outwards at the instant of creation) has been imaged.
Now, you say that if we managed to reach the outer boundary of the universe and progress beyond it, we would become the outer boundary and the universe would be infinite. This is wrong. Here is why:
Assuming we could reach the boundary:
We could progress beyond it and therefore extend it (so, technically, we wouldn't actually progress "beyond" it - we would just become a part of it, stretching outwards) but it would still be finite because (a) the boundary is a finite distance from the centre of the universe, as it is perceived (b) since we cannot exceed (or even reach, for that matter) the speed of light, any distance travelled in any amount of time would still mean that the boundary was finite.
However, we cannot reach the boundary. It is far too far away. Light forms part of the boundary and is travelling away from the centre of the universe. Since we cannot reach the speed of light we can never hope to catch up.
Some final food for thought on this; cause and effect is not a one-sided affair.
Btw, wouldn't you get bored in Heaven? Why should there even be a Heaven? Don't you think that it's just wishful thinking because we're afraid of dying and we secretly know that life is pointless and don't want to accept that? Isn't it just a desparate attempt at injecting some meaning into our lives?
Mortality+emotion+will to survive = religion
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With regards to the nature of the universe (!) I must disagree with you. The universe is finite because the universe has a finite age. It is now widely accepted that the universe was created by a "Big Bang". If the universe were infinite in size, it would have had to have been expanding at an infinite speed. This is not so. The speed of the expansion of the universe has been measured, and the boundary of the universe (by "boundary" I mean the outermost material - which, logically, is the material that was first to be blown outwards at the instant of creation) has been imaged.
We could progress beyond it and therefore extend it (so, technically, we wouldn't actually progress "beyond" it - we would just become a part of it, stretching outwards) but it would still be finite because (a) the boundary is a finite distance from the centre of the universe, as it is perceived (b) since we cannot exceed (or even reach, for that matter) the speed of light, any distance travelled in any amount of time would still mean that the boundary was finite.
the fact that it is measurable is immatierial! i can count forever and ever getting higher and higher and reach numbers to the limit of my knowledge but there are still infinite more!
even if we stopped at the edge of the universe, the fact that if we took another step the universe would readily get larger means it is infinite.
just so we are all sure here, a definition of finite:- has an end..is only "SO" big. With a universe that contains everything, no matter how far you try to go you'll never exit the universe...therefore in-finite.
wouldn't you get bored in Heaven? Why should there even be a Heaven? Don't you think that it's just wishful thinking because we're afraid of dying and we secretly know that life is pointless and don't want to accept that? Isn't it just a desparate attempt at injecting some meaning into our lives?
Perfect happiness not somthing you can get bored of. possibly though, if we want to look at it another way...the absense of emotional attachments could be seen as perfect happiness because we are unaware of anything harmful...etc looked at this way then death itself is perfect happiness because we cease to be...anything really.
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You're confusing what IS with what COULD BE. You're failing to dissociate what the universe consists of already (which is what the universe actually IS) with what you can imagine it could contain. Material Everything is not the same as Imaginative Everything.
If something can be increased it is NOT infinite - all it can do it tend to infinity. For example:
take x=1
x is finite.
x+1 = 2
x has been increased but 2 is still finite.
One of the branches of mathematics I have been studying is called Linear Algebra. In it, we discuss objects called vector spaces. The vector space x belongs to is the set of real numbers. Adding members of that set together yields another member of that set (i.e. another real number) which means that the set is closed under addition. The principal extends to the universe; while it might be true that the universe can be extended to cover infinite amounts of space (but since the top speed is finite, an infinite amount of time would be required to see it through), the fact is that it DOES NOT at the moment nor will it ever be able to.
On a more personal note, though, the absence of emotional attachments can make life simple - but it don't half make it barren, empty and pointless, as I have learned the hard way.
Happiness is merely the pleasure of having a lack of sorrow. The Buddah once said that "life is suffering". Entropy is a terrible thing.
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Eek! This theory of the universe thing's way over my head! I do like reading about space and watching TV programmes about it (I watched something which was about the 11th dimension, and I'm a Trekkie too, hehe), but I don't have any idea how big the universe is or how many galaxies and dimensions there are within it.
The laws of physics were just formulated by scientists. There is no proof that they can't be broken, although we still haven't progressed far enough to say, develop warp engines for space vehicles. But that is because we haven't come up with an idea to do that yet - it needs time (unfortunately, it probably won't be when we're alive).
As for the religious thing - I call myself a Christian because I believe in Jesus but I'm not particularly religious either. I used to go to church years ago (when I was a wee girl), but you don't need to go to church to pray. Some churches twist the Bible's words to suit themselves and then say that God will punish you if you do this/that (yet they say God is good!).
I'm afraid I don't have a very scientific mind so I won't be able to argue with the theories people put across!
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however, x does not = 1
X itself is a variable...and whatever that variable is you can always add one to it to make it increase. that fact that at the moment it is X doesn't mean that the ability to be (X+1) has been removed. you can make X as large as you like but i can always come along and add 1 to it to have a bigger X. likewise the universe...while it may be measurable in size actually has no limit. (and im not talking about it reaching a certain size then shrinking to the big crunch...what i mean is there are no bounds. infinite in a true sense. this may not be material everything but it isnt imaginative either...it is ACTUAL)
phew...i think we've looking at the universe slightly differently so if you still disagree i reckon we should just agree to disagree
barren empty lives would make no difference to one devoid of emotion. maybe the knightmare religion should strive for "people to be happy NOT at the expense of others" insted of "good".
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