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What age are you...?

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    Pickle123
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    lol, I won't ask anymore as i'm sure i'd rather not be told

    oh well...get well soon and when you are have a nice big drink and dance...infact! dance the macarena coz i can do that one

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      Emii
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      Lol don't worry I was only talking to him over the net ^.^

      does the macarenadragging Pickle up to join in

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        Pickle123
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        joins in with gusto

        it takes a real man to do the macerena

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          Tom41
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          I'm 22 by now. Born in Nov 1980, and I remember very well watching the very first series of Knightmare when I was only 7-8 years old!

          Oddly, I was never scared of the life force face/skull thing! I was scared of much less 'scary' things, like the noise when a dungeoneer moved between rooms (in the first series) and wall monsters like Golgarach (sp?). But now, being 22, nothing about Knightmare scares me any more!

          Got our very first VCR in December 1988, and did tape Knightmare regularly - but due to lack of tapes (they were expensive back then!) we taped over each previous series when the tape became full

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            Pickle123
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            😮 NO! SACRILIDGE! 😮

            yes, i know my inability to spell the simplest of words is probably funny but still  ::)

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              blasteron
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              Im old it seems as i was 14 when knightmare began and i remember it so well would love to see series 1 and 2 again as well as 5 upwards.

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                Pickle123
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                i'd like to see them too although i remember the later series much clearer

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                  Aranel
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                  raises a hand

                  Youngest here

                  ~Dramatic pause~

                  I'm 13

                  I know it seems like I probably have no idea about Knightmare, but I vaguely remember watching episodes my parents had taped.

                  A couple of months a go my friends and I began buying the book versions and working our way through them as a group.

                  Then one night I was searching on the net for Knightmare and I found out it was on Challenge!

                  There was then a long high happy squeal from myself until 6:00pm when I watched it for the first time in ages!!

                  I've started watching it from series 3, so I need to find series 1 and 2.

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                  • KaMK
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                    KaM
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                    Age: 19 - DOB 01/02/84

                    I started watching KM at the end of series 2 - I would only have been 4, and it must have had a real effect on me - I can't see many four year olds either being interested in something for longer than 5 mins, and definitely not discovering a regular schedule.

                    From then, missed one episode of S3 and one of S8  -not one other. I recorded little, and until recently have had to go off distant memories of what exactly went on - surprisingly - I have vivid memories of S3, but little of S4, when I was actually older.

                    I applied for the series 9 that never happened.. I would have been 11 then.

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                      Emii
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                      Hey there, Aranel! Nice to meet you, babychild!

                      I might start calling you Anal for shrt - please don't take it in an offensive way ^.^ tis just one of my terrible quirks. Everyone ends up with a nickname at some point ^.^

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                        Pickle123
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                        no way Ems meh dear...you can't call a 13 yr old Anal that's just so wrong on so many levels

                        HEY! how come the forum fails to filter Anal but turns sni99ers (sub in g's for 9's) into sniggers

                        cool, thats another prime oppertunity for a forum member to get on the new knightmare series. plz go for it...erm...Anal

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                          MPK
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                          Not neccessarily Pickle! There is another way for even older forum members to go on the new series of KM!

                          How?

                          By sweet talking bva into giving some of us charcter roles! How cool would it be to tell people that your a goblin off KM! You would make every one shake in their boots! (Ok so it may be the laughing type of shaking, but at least they are still shaking!)

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                            Pickle123
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                            heh, i'll grow a huge brown beard and become a trainee wizard

                            i'll set quests for dungeoneers to redeem a bottle of peroxide (for the beard) and my calling name shall be "Wootle"

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                              Fidjit
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                              16, I think I saw series 1992 onward

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                                Emii
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                                I'm just the resident elf, as many who go in KM chat know...

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                                  beamrider2600
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                                  HEY! how come the forum fails to filter Anal but turns sni99ers (sub in g's for 9's) into sniggers

                                  Hmmm, does it really do that?

                                  Testing

                                  niggers

                                  sniggers

                                  nigger

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                                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                    my calling name shall be "Wootle"

                                    Awww, I'd always quietly hoped I might get "Wootle". I think I'd just make my calling name obscenely long, difficult to say and remember, so I'd never get disturbed and by the time the kidsies had said it correctly three times their life force would have all gone. Muhahaha.

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                                      beamrider2600
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                                      Thats wrong - it can't do that, thats changing what people are saying, like mis-quoting them or something. If someone says "ni99er" they should be reported and banned - but not have it replaced, what good does that do? 😮

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                                        GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                        If someone says "ni99er" they should be reported and banned - but not have it replaced, what good does that do? 😮

                                        It makes it automatic. It thus saves Admins and Moderators a lot of work. Since it's done automatically, it also means there doesn't have to be a big debate and lynch mob arguing for people's exclusion or for posts to be altered every time it happens. On this forum with a majority of sensible people it seems a little draconian, I agree, but on many there is a definite need for such measures.

                                        Oh, and it has given us something to talk about every time we find a new word it doesn't like, but can't tell the difference between that word and various legal similar words.

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                                          Pickle123
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                                          well i just loved

                                          pussy cat  (pu55y cat)

                                          the best

                                          testing for others:

                                          cockral  (c0ckral)

                                          OMG, i'm finding it hard to think of words to test...i realy am to niave

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