Before the quest objects

GrimaldineGrimwold

I tried the proverbs but he said he'd heard them both before. So instead I attacked him with the Reach wand. Treguard was pretty angry but he's too busy filling his hair with compost to do anything.

Strange isn't not dead or anything. While I was side-stepping away from the scene of the crime, he sapped my life force with some proverbs. I was pretty near dead so I tried eating some rubbish I found in the corner of the dwarf tunnels. I felt pretty sick after I put it into the knapsack, and my skin is now the same colour as Mogdred's, but Treguard said my life force pie was back to "condition delicious".

JamesA

I'm kind of struggling on Combat Chess at the moment ;D

Billy

What the heck is going on in this thread?

Pooka

They're boasting about the fact that they post too much... I mean a lot.

I'd have told Brother Strange an obscure proverb which he'd like. here's a good one: "It is better to light one candle than curse the darkness."

That's always what I try to do.

GrimaldineGrimwold

Pssh. I thought some of it was quite funny. Never mind.

Pooka

Ignore me, I'm just being bitter. :-X

JamesA

OK then.... ;D

I think I'll have some grub with Motley in the kitchen....

GrimaldineGrimwold

No! Don't! It's not Motley! It's Mildread up to her old tricks (the evil little scamp). Whack her with the Eye Shield before it's too late.

And while you're at it, do you see her cauldron over in the corner? Just lift the lid if you wouldn't mind. The shivering blue/grey-skinned thing inside is me. I'm still feeling the after effects of eating the crap from the dwarf tunnels- Treguard says my life force pie has degraded to "condition tasty". Mildread put me here because I had nothing to give her and refused to join her in a parade of hideous overacting.

Pooka

You're scaring me now.

Snowwiewolf

This is too strange for me... I'm off to the forest

Kawaii_Catgirl

I got Brangwen's riddle wrong. She tried to eat me, but since she's stuck to the wall, she couldn't. So I sat there eating her food and taunting her over her weird voice. Then, I almost got throttled by Motley for telling him a crappy joke. Found a Pot Noodle in Ariadne's lair - life force is now "Condition Dirty".

Emii

Wait for me, Snowwiewolf! I'll take you to the old elf woods. It's fun there, and we might find Pickle along the way!

Snowwiewolf

Ok, that sounds like fun Can I eat any dungeneers that we come across?