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What age are you...?

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    Emii
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    Allo there Selphie - Happy Birthday for then! Will think up a poem when I know a bit more about ya ^.^

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      Kawaii_Catgirl
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      I'm 17, so I must've started watching in around 1991 (series 5).

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        I'm sorry that I'm too nosey to miss out on any of this charade, so where limericks are concerned, I'm happy to oblige:

        Mr Floating Skull:

        There was once a skull that was cursed

        By an insatiable, ravenous thirst

        For blood; so he floats,

        Reduces life force and gloats

        How he haunts through to his twenty first!

        Excuse my rare lapse from seriousness.

        And a belated message to our good dragon supporter:

        Smirky - the dragon of goodness and green

        Credentials and firestones he did always glean,

        Yet when an intruding dragon was red,

        He just revelled it on Lord Fears head,

        And reigns superior on hitting eighteen.

        Now, I'm cheating, because this is terrible, and the rhythm is lacking, and nothing is good. Yet, I've added this after Emii's praises, so I feel better. Sorry.  😎

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          Emii
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          applauds Well done KaM!

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            Mogdred
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            IIIII am older than time itself......23 actually.

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              Emii
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              XD cracks up

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                Snowwiewolf
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                Great poem  🙂 and Modred if youre older than time and your 23....hows that possible? I'm 15  and if it matters my puppy (a Knightmare fan too, every time I watch Knightmare she just sits and stares at the TV and barks at Festus and Lord Fear) is 3 months

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                  Emii
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                  Yay Snowwiewolf waves lil flag with Snowwiewolf's puppy on it

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                    Dungeoneer2k3
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                    I'm 17. I don't remember how old i was when i first saw Knightmare. But i remember some bits of it and really enjoying it, except when a 'scary' bit was happening. I used to run out of the room. I definately remember being scared of the Lifeforce until they replaced it with that pie!

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                      Snowwiewolf
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                      Thanks Emii  😄 Nikki! Would you like to meet a friend?`

                      Nikki:Z,Z,Z,Z...

                      Sleeping, Nikki Pandeminium had a long day of goblin chasing, I still cant understand why goblins are afraid of a cute little fuzz ball....

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                        Assassin
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                        Depression...  😞

                        I'm 27. And now I feel like everyone's great grandmother.

                        I watched the show from the beginning, and the only reason I didn't apply is because none of my friends wanted to actually go in the dungeon. We all wanted to cast spells, but nothing else.

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                          Brangwen
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                          I'm 15  and if it matters my puppy (a Knightmare fan too, every time I watch Knightmare she just sits and stares at the TV and barks at Festus and Lord Fear) is 3 months

                          Actually that reminds me of my dog (aged 6ish) I'm suprised of how much I catch her staring at the screen and getting excited by the theme song.

                          I'm 15 too and have a wierd memory of watching Knightmare as a child. The first thing that comes in my head is the Corridor of Blades, I remember lots of teams dying on that. However I can only vividly remember the rooms and quests from Series 8 when I was about 6. Though I CAN remember the original life force sequence.

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                            Mr_Festus
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                            Hellooooo y'all.

                            I am 17 and started watching Knightmare about 1991, I think.... What I can remember very well is the Red Dragon and the Troll. I downloaded the clips from the site and watched them and it was mad how clearly I remembered seeing it. When you watch some of the clips back.... it really does not feel like 10 years ago. My how time fly's!

                            Just out of interest... does anyone know what age Hugo is/ or was when Knightmare was filmed?

                            Thanks in advance

                            Andrew.

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                              Snowwiewolf
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                              Whats her name?

                              I can remember the first episodes Knightmare I saw: Sumaya and the dreadnaught and Ben's winning... strange thing I can remember things that happened yester like they happened 10 years ago and things that happened 10 years ago I can remember like they happened yester day....

                              Nikki starts running around and jumping over furniture when she hears the theme song  🙂 maybe I should wistle the theme song when we go to agility some day...

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                                Brangwen
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                                You want to know what my dogs called? Bonnie, or several alternitaves (Bonsters, Bonnie Wonnie, Bonsie Wonsties) when she was little she was a real monster, lol. Actually my dog recently barked at a child coming over to get a ball lost in our garden and when he got back all the children were chanting "Bonnies gonna get ya" he's terified of Bonnie now, lol.

                                Knightmare Dogs are wierd, I wonder if we can get them parts as Festus' puppys or something..though that might be TOO scary, even for adults!

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                                  Snowwiewolf
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                                  What a nice name  🙂 Nikki causes Pandemonium here....

                                  awww, poor Bonnie and kid

                                  Nikki's cute and fluffy, but the way she acts.... she could be Festus's daughter.... And you're right it would be too scary  ;D

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                                    Brangwen
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                                    Lol. Now I remember it, my Dog also supports Newcastle United:)

                                    Thing is, when my Dog barks, she's only trying to be playful but everyone gets scared of her, poor Dog, lol.

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      Nikki also barks when she's playful she also bites when she's playful... but people dont mind, I kinda wish they did,  then Nikki would learn that it hurts

                                      Poor Bonnie  😞    my neighbours dog's got the same problem, he's nice, but he doesnt know how to behave...

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                                        Brangwen
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                                        Hehe I just remembered a funny antic my Dog has. My Dogs mother has an expert at catching and eating Bugs. My Dog likes to try though to do this, but she's so bad at it but she keeps on trying.My mum says Newcastle will in the Premiership before Bonnie catches a bug. It's really funny though, watching her try. lol.

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                                          Snowwiewolf
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                                          funny doggy  ;D

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