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    RoxxAatherton
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    hmmmmm, sleeping in a crampt tent with your mate who smells because neither of you have been able to wash for 2 days and the toilet facilities are, well BAD, whilst desperately trying to ignore the fact that your neighbours on one side are having their tent and its entire contents nicked by some people who smell worse than your other neighbours who are clearly part of a hippy pot commune whose main objectives seem to be getting stoned and not washing.....

    Yeah Reading! Cool! i am SO up for that!

    hehe

    It's 5 star or nothing for Roxxy

    Not that I have anything against those who go to music festivals

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      Emii
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      No offence Roxx, but I don't know about Snowwie - she may have completely different views to me, but I always hate it when people ask me to "say something in German". I never know what to say!

      Snowwie - what's "how are you?" or "I have sunburn"?

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        Malefact
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        Convene? Prudent? Grooming?

        hehe maley's using long words! You know I cant understand those!

        "Oh! Mr D'Arcy! Could you please justify your unexplained proximity? One was attempting to engage in a post-meridian reverie, don't ya know!"

        OK. Let's stick to shorter words in future (such as 'yes')

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          Snowwiewolf
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          Were you born in Finland snowwie, or did you emmigrate or what? and do they have Knightmare out there?

          Oh the confusion of talking to someone not in my own country....

          Say something in Finnish!

          ööö. hyvää päivä minun nimeni on Emilia ja rakastan Knightmarea yli kaiken

          Hmm, good day my name is Emilia and I love Knightmare

          more than anything

          I was born in Finland and I watched Knightmare on the Sci-fi channel... but the only Knightmare I now have is the tapes and sites

          Posted by: Emii Posted on: Today at 3:03pm

          No offence Roxx, but I don't know about Snowwie - she may have completely different views to me, but I always hate it when people ask me to "say something in German". I never know what to say!

          Snowwie - what's "how are you?" or "I have sunburn"?  

          How are you?

          Kuinka voit?

          I have a sunburn

          Minulla on auringon pistos

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            RoxxAatherton
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            yes Maley, yes is a nice short word, I like

            Worried that Maley can quote Pride and Prejudice off the top of his head and hopes it is not a regular occurance

            Worried that she recognises that Maley quoted Pride and Prejudice

            Apologie Emii and Snowwie then, didn't mean to be annoying.

            Perhaps you could tell us what 'Knightmare rocks' or 'Knightmare is the best TV programme ever' is in German/Finnish then guys?!

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              RoxxAatherton
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              Kool, thanx Snowwie!

              Finnish is such a cool language!

              Sorry if i was a pain!

              xx xx

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                Snowwiewolf
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                Its ok  🙂

                Knightmare rulaa!!!!

                or Knightmare rocks!!! (many people here speak English and finnish together)

                Knightmare on kaikkein paras ohjelma jota koskaan on ollut!!!

                Knightmare is the best TV-program ever

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                  RoxxAatherton
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                  Thanx, hehe

                  abd you know Snowwie, you RULAA

                  yeah you heard me

                  SNOWWIE RULAA!

                  Gives snowwie hug snd high 5's

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                    Snowwiewolf
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                    awww, thats the first time anyone said something so sweet hugs  ;D

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                      Emii
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                      You ain't no pain, Roxx! Never could be!

                      Knightmare rules: Knightmare sehr cool ist! Sehr Schön!

                      Knightmare is the best television programme ever: Knightmare ist der beste fernsehespiel in der welt!

                      Diese chat communitie bist der meiste freundlich Orte ich hab' je seht, und darf leb' sie lang und stark! Ich liebe dich alles!

                      sorry - had some i's and e's the wrong way round in the first version - not used to writing the stuff!

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                        RoxxAatherton
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                        puts down twig and stops chasing Emii to give her a hug

                        Thanx Emii!

                        I did GCSE German at school but it was boring German, you know, Ich habe zwei Brudern, Ich habe eine Hamster, er heist Nibbles, Ich gehe gern Einkaufen, Blahblahblah

                        We never learnt how to say the decent suff!

                        hehe

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                          Emii
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                          Hee Hee! No problem, chaps and chapesses!

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                            Malefact
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                            Hehe. That isn't a quote - it's a parody.

                            To which Mr D'Arcy replies:

                            "yeah! You're an ace babe!"

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                              MoanaLiza
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                              Just out of curiosity can anyone here speak welsh? if so can you say any Knightmarish phrases in welsh please. I would like to know!

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                                RoxxAatherton
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                                Hehe. That isn't a quote - it's a parody.

                                To which Mr D'Arcy replies:

                                "yeah! You're an ace babe!"

                                Oh great! So I don't really know Pride and Prejudice, thank goodness for that.

                                I was becoming worried about having let my guard down and becoming a jane austen fan (it was jane austen, right?!)

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                                  Skeeter
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                                  Anyone from Tyne and Wear area as i would love to meet up with some knightmare fans

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                                    RoxxAatherton
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                                    Anyone from Tyne and Wear area as i would love to meet up with some knightmare fans

                                    Is that near Byker Grove? hehe  ;D

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                                      KaMK
                                      KaM
                                      Senior staff
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                                      Yes sir!

                                      One Mackem here! As I know you are as well. I'm from Doxford Park/Silksworth area. Sure we could sort something, perhaps.

                                      Mr Malefact, in light of our rather profound discussions on this subject (the meet-up, not the unfortunate incidence of my being a mackem - and note people, mackems and geordies are two separate races - they hate one another!) - I'm going to pull out all the stops to make sure I can attend whatever.

                                      If there's more interest from up north, I'll feel more like travelling right down south - for Sunderland is a fair trek - however, work out your majorities and the weights behind them, good sir - because like I said, it would be absolutely criminal to lose a lot of interest for a single person's - and I'd rather nothing changed for the prep on my account. Just know I'm interested and keep me posted!

                                      [PS - nobody else remind me of the shame that is Byker Grove ]       KaM

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                                        Malefact
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                                        Well, as I say, there's absolutely no reason why there can't be more than one meet-up for several different parts of the country. I'd be more than willing to attend all of them, money allowing.

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                                          Jebstar
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                                          I'm in Gloucester, anyone know where that is? Tell me I can't find my house.

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