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What did Treguard say?

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    Dungeoneer2k3
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    Heehee. Stop playing with your knife and pay attention  ;D

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      Emii
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      Lol someone likes Harry Potter...SPEW!

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        Velda
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        Lol, I don't think SPEW would deal with wood elves though - it's to help house-elves. If Pickle was getting mistreated, we'd have to form our own society to protect wood elves, or get Hermione to include them in SPEW.  ;D (Lol, sorry if that goes over any non-Harry Potter fans heads).

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          WhiteFloatingSkull
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          {Skully is seen floating around the dungeon, with JK Rowling chained upside down to a wall.}

          Muhahaha...this'll teach ya for ignoring my request to make a book about floating Skulls on a quest to erase the world of dumbass dungeoneers.

          {A small catapult is seen to be throwing pies and assorted rotten fruit at her.}

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            Emii
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            HA! That actually sounds like quite a good plot...I might try that...

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              Dungeoneer2k3
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              How did Harry blooming Potter got into this conversation? Please, let us not speak of that little brat, afterall this is a Knightmare site. I can't stand Harry Potter!

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                Assassin
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                Well, thanks for correcting me.  🙂

                Don't laugh at the Assassin - you'd have trouble hearing if people shouted at you every time they saw you.

                Returns to shadows...

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                  Snowwiewolf
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                  GO AWAY! wawes paws

                  (sorry I just had to post that...no offence to anyone)

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                    RoxxAatherton
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                    hmmm, this pig head/big head business reminds me of a certian quest where the team were trying to figure out whether 'Aardvark' was the first bird in the dictionary...

                    Bless 'em

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                      Pickle123
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                      lol, that was comical

                      oh, and harry potter rocks mate. since the thread has already established what treguard says i see no reason why it shouldn't stray into potter land.

                      i thought it was worse when treguard said "hardly a starving traveler" myself. they'd never get away with such a line today...never.

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                        RoxxAatherton
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                        i thought it was worse when treguard said "hardly a starving traveler" myself. they'd never get away with such a line today...never.

                        Yeah, they'd be sued for being fattest or something stupid 😠

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                          Pickle123
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                          i think "weightist" might be more politicly correct roxxy dear

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                            RoxxAatherton
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                            Weightest, fattest, heaviest, blahblahblah

                            They're probably all the same under the EU constitution

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                              Malefact
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                              How DARE you mock our glooooooorious constitution!  😉

                              examines Roxxy for any signs of chemical weapons

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                                Snowwiewolf
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                                Malefact, you're joking? Right?

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