Re:What do Knightmare characters do on their day off?

[HStorm]

Why would Gwendoline go hunting? She spends her entire life trying to stop everyone else hurting the animals.

[Modeski]

I reckon Treguard goes windowshopping and eyes up the rollerblades.

[Wolfshead]

Argh, thats the joke, HStorm

[HStorm]

Oh. Not terribly clear.

[FrightKnight]

I got the joke...I think it contained a trace of iony.

Anyways...

Hordriss: Shopping for Eminem music CDs.

Grimaldine: Wears pink clothing.

Motley: Depression clinic.

Sylvester Hands: Attends the Ritz in tip-top razzmatazz garments.

Mogdred: Skips around fields with bunny rabbits and puppies, making daisychains and hugging tress.

[MoanaLiza]

I don't know why but I get a picture of Lord Fear during the summer relaxing on a deck chair with his feet up, wearing sunglasses and a cocktail in one hand, sipping it from a straw.

[LordF]

Grippa, Rhark and Tiny - Going to school.

[Wolfshead]

Lissaard goes fishing

Fatilla goes to an all you can eat buffet

Gibbet plays murder in the dark

[TheBrollachan]

Majida learns to perfect her accent

Lord Fear does charity work

[LordF]

Lord Fear charity work, I think not.

Lord Fear - Bother the people of Wolfenden.

[HStorm]

I get the feeling this is meant to be another ironic thread, LF i.e. people do the opposite of what they normally do.

Mogdred: Works for the Samaritans.

Julius Scaramonger: Investigates fraud claims.

Mrs Grimwold: Works as a beautician.

[TheBrollachan]

Well I think its an irony thread, but maybe its not.

Lord Fear working for the NSPCC, he's never tried to kill dungeoneers.

[MoanaLiza]

I still imagine Lord Fear sitting, relaxing on a beach somewhere.

I reacon that Treguard gets Majida to wait on him hand and foot. Treguard probably has Brother Mace, Brother Strange and Pickle around for tea at about 4pm.

Lissard goes searching for Mermaids.

[LordF]

Hands living in a mansion with Goblins waiting on every Hand and foot.

[Wolfshead]

How about Grippa Rhak and Tiny are waited on hand and foot by Skarkil.

[Wolfshead]

Motley and Mellisandre double date with Folly and Gretel

[SemtexJack]

I reckon Skarkill would be a part time florist.

Naturally The Brollachan would work on an information desk in a library.

Hordriss probably would be a brickie.

Lord Fear retreats to a cabin in the woods to get away from it all and be one with nature.

Pickle is hired by Branston as their figurehead

The Automatom likes walking in the rain

That should do for now!

[Lowebo]

Festus is entered into, and wins, crufts.

The Dreadnaught wins the Olympic 100m.

Treguard advertises just for men... [not ironic, but funny =)]

[Wolfshead]

Grimwalds renew their marriage vowes

Brother Mace - goes to an AA meeting and then gets wasted on Etruscan brandy in the Crazed Heffer

[Wolfshead]

Gibbet: Play Murder in the Dark