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    Spoo
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    Instead of creating another "I'm a newbie, please kill me" topic, I decided to post in an existing one.

    Now for the mandatory introduction:

    I am me, I'm eight and ten years old, meat pie is the best thing since whatever came before sliced bread, I wish jam jars were easier to open, and Knightmare is the best thing since whatever came before meat pies.

    Oh, and I have no life.

    Now that I've got that out of the way, I shall say nay but one word: Whee!

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      DavidNewton
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      Hello to you as well. We don't kill newbies here (not to my knowledge, anyway) unless they're complete idiots, most are perfectly safe.

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        Spoo
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        Oh, and when I said "I'm eight and ten years old", I meant eighteen, not I'm simultaneously eight and ten years old. I'm not one of those strange people with multiple personalities, although that doesn't exemplify me from being good old fashioned strange.

        I just thought I should clarify that because completely pointless posts are the best thing since sliced bread.

        (note to self: stop referring to sliced bread)

        And now I must fly, only I mustn't.

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          DavidNewton
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          I sort of wondered, but I got it eventually. <¦-)

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            Elita
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            Wow. I'm not sure whether to be more suprprised that I actually managed to dig my password out of one of my e-mail archives, or that it actually still works!

            Anyway, as I've been re-watching my way through the series (thank you Challenge!) I thought it was time to start posting here again! How long's it been, three, four years? Ah well. Unfortunately my old KM site has vanished due to the host not renewing the domain... but I suppose you're not missing much!

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              Skarkill
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              ... but I suppose you're not missing much!

              No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.

              Lol welcome back Jen its

              LOVELY

              to hear from you again.

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                Fidjit
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                Elita returneth! Heyo mate!

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                  HStorm
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                  Jen! Welcome back at last! Whatcha been up to?

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                    Elita
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                    No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.

                    Well, I can see you haven't changed, you paragon of ugliness.

                    And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes. Business as usual really.

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                      Skarkill
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                      No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.

                      Well, I can see you haven't changed, you paragon of ugliness.

                      Lol and I see your still the same foul mouthed, rude little elf-brat with a mouth big enough to acomadate a mire-trog.

                      (ahhh some things never change you've been back one day and we're already tradeing "insults" again. )

                      And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes. Business as usual really.

                      Wow!!! you certainly have been busy.

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                        HStorm
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                        And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes.

                        And in your spare time?

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                          Elita
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                          And in your spare time?

                          Catching up with sweet, delicious sleep. And assorted video games.

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                            HStorm
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                            What? Not even one argument with GG about lego furniture? You disappoint me!

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                              Elita
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                              I think GG must have gotten eaten by Festus, he's been MIA for even longer than I have...

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                                HStorm
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                                Yeah. 'Tis a shame.

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                                  darkDescender
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                                  Yes, hello and welcome back! I am dark descender, romanticist, femenist and gutted to hear about your site. Although that does explain why I couldn't find it the other day.

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                                    Drassil
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                                    Hello once more. I'm glad you're back. Then again, the Knightmare doormat was never withdrawn. Even if he does make people's boots smell of tuna.

                                    Unfortunately my old KM site has vanished

                                    Or has it?

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                                      Elita
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                                      Thanks DD and Drassil!

                                      Thanks for the link Drassil, poking around a bit it looks like my old Knightmare pages (sans images, but the alternate text speaks for itself) can be found here:

                                      http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194746/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare.html

                                      http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194933/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/powersthatbe.html

                                      http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194846/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/neutral.html

                                      http://web.archive.org/web/20071219195032/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/opposition.html

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                                        snapperjacksback
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                                        hi all snipper snap snipper snap fool about and i'll be back only kiddin

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                                          Velda
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                                          Hi Jen - welcome back!!

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