Another newbie...
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Which would be me. ;D
Greetings all, I'm fairrly new to this site having only discovered it a few days ago thanks to my friend L. I've been a Knightmare fan since Series 2 back in 1988. (at the tender age of 7)
And the username is that of my all-time favourite character. Loud, obnoxious and foul-mouthed. Elita was my childhood role-model.
Oh... and I'm one of the few people who prefers Majida to Pickle. ducks under a table
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A fine welcome to you 'Elita'.
I am Kieran and I lerk around these boards, I just never seem to go away.
I invite you to Knightmare chat every Saturday and Sunday from 8pm, and I wish your stay to be long and enjoyable in the smashing little (ok not so little) community.
I must say I prefered Pickle, but I don't dislikes Majida a great deal either, but she annoyed the hell out of me at the start of S7, got better though, and she and Treguard made a good team in S8, shame Treguard wasn't really part of it, didn't feel right .
Ahem anyway, enjoy your stay
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Hi there. Just a warning - don't take the entire "Knightmare jokes" thread too personally. <¦-)
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Hi there Elita! Yes, don't take the "Elita's mouth is so big..." jokes too personally.
I think I just about preferred Majida too. You're not alone.
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Majida wanted slapping with a wet fish.
"But eeeeees too deeeefeeeecult. Eeeee cannot eeeeven seeeeee who eeeee ees slappeeeng weeeth feeeesh. Eeeef feeeesh ees wet I go back een bottle, Treguard!"
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Unfortunately I tend to work 4-midnight Sat and Sun. Uni student by day, pot-scrubber by night...
I do like Pickle too, but I prefered the banter between Treguard and Majida, especially later in the series. I always liked Pickle better in the books, especially "Forbidden Gate"
"You look like an elf!"
"And you look like a baboon! Then again, human children often do..."
And yes, Elita DOES have a very big mouth, so no offense taken at the jokes. (IMO she'd beat Barry) And hey, in that Series 5 ep where the dungeoneer had to retrieve her voice, it was easily big enough to take his head off in one go...
And if I was an elf, I'd be an obnoxious cavern elf, skipping around the woods isn't my style. (and Ariadne scares the crap outta me)
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Instead of creating another "I'm a newbie, please kill me" topic, I decided to post in an existing one.
Now for the mandatory introduction:
I am me, I'm eight and ten years old, meat pie is the best thing since whatever came before sliced bread, I wish jam jars were easier to open, and Knightmare is the best thing since whatever came before meat pies.
Oh, and I have no life.
Now that I've got that out of the way, I shall say nay but one word: Whee!
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Hello to you as well. We don't kill newbies here (not to my knowledge, anyway) unless they're complete idiots, most are perfectly safe.
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Oh, and when I said "I'm eight and ten years old", I meant eighteen, not I'm simultaneously eight and ten years old. I'm not one of those strange people with multiple personalities, although that doesn't exemplify me from being good old fashioned strange.
I just thought I should clarify that because completely pointless posts are the best thing since sliced bread.
(note to self: stop referring to sliced bread)
And now I must fly, only I mustn't.
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I sort of wondered, but I got it eventually. <¦-)
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Wow. I'm not sure whether to be more suprprised that I actually managed to dig my password out of one of my e-mail archives, or that it actually still works!
Anyway, as I've been re-watching my way through the series (thank you Challenge!) I thought it was time to start posting here again! How long's it been, three, four years? Ah well. Unfortunately my old KM site has vanished due to the host not renewing the domain... but I suppose you're not missing much!
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No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.
Well, I can see you haven't changed, you paragon of ugliness.
And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes. Business as usual really.
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No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.
Well, I can see you haven't changed, you paragon of ugliness.
Lol and I see your still the same foul mouthed, rude little elf-brat with a mouth big enough to acomadate a mire-trog.
(ahhh some things never change you've been back one day and we're already tradeing "insults" again. )
And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes. Business as usual really.
Wow!!! you certainly have been busy.
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