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    Illusion
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    All audio and video clips on this site are down until further notice. The problem is that this site is now exceeding the bandwidth limits, (mainly because of the introduction of this forum), and it was either the clips go or the forum goes.

    Site downtime is still another issue... nothing can be done about it until some time and money is found to move the site elsewhere.

    Not had time to reply to e-mails over the last few days but will get round to it next week.

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      DavidNewton
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      Yeowch. Lucky that I got the best ones, though RealPlayer has been misbehaving recently. Only installed it to play clips from here, and now I can't get rid of it.

      OK, you know what you're doing.

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        Purgatory
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        so its not just my realone player thats haveing a fit,

        mine wont even load anymore

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          DavidNewton
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          That's exactly what's happened to mine - no matter what site I'm on, RealOne just gives a General Error.

          Honestly, it's as useless as a condom machine in the Vatican.

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          • Debz_gD
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            Debz_g
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            Honestly, it's as useless as a condom machine in the Vatican.

            Lol, v v v funny!! Mwahahahahahahahaha

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              Malefact
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              ...or a Pope's bollock...

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              • Debz_gD
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                Debz_g
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                Is there no way you can get some form of sponsorship, Nic? The site is definately popular enough and is supported by Tim Child himself, so surely summat can be done to help?  😕

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                  DavidNewton
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                  Heh. Thanks for the appreciation, but I nicked it from Red Dwarf.

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                    JamesA
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                    Thank goodness I have all Knightmare eps on video  ;D

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                      WhiteDevil
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                      actually, i hate RealOne and think the files should be converted to .avi format. They could then all be added to a .zip file and downloaded/extracted at will. Playing videos through websites takes up unmentionable bandwidth, through my process you could save a load of it...

                      (at least i think, have had 3 years experience in web design  :))

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                        DavidNewton
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                        RealIdiot Player has now been banished from my computer forever.

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                          WhiteDevil
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                          im glad Illusion has said the clips will be back up soon - means that i can get my .RM converter to convert the opening theme music to .avi and add it to my game

                          (of course ill have to make sure i dont breach any copyright laws - does anyone know how i can get in contact with Tim Child and ask him??)

                          Thanks in advance - looking forward to the clips

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                            Illusion
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                            Glad to announce that the clips are now available again.

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                              GrimaldineGrimwold
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                              Oh, good. runs to take another look at Julie and the Goblins since my video kindly ate my copy of the episode.

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                                dragonfollower
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                                love the sound clips, ther'e awsome

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                                  JamesA
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                                  looks for causeway clip  ;D

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                                    Trial_by_Spikes
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                                    My real one player is an absolute tosser. It annoys me even more than Ah-Wok - surely the most annoying character in Knightmare's history? Grimaldine maybe? Snapper Jack? de Witless? The coolest character was undoubtedly the Dreadnought - just genius.

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                                      DavidNewton
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                                      I don't know... I liked Ah Wok, as you can probably tell from my name.

                                      And welcome to the board, TBS.

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                                        Trial_by_Spikes
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                                        Why thank you. To be fair, Ridolfo probably was more annoying. I never really was a big fan of the Gatemaster if the truth be told.

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                                          Pooka
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                                          Anyway... yeah RealPlayer is bad, I prefer WMP, but that's... meh.

                                          And I liked Ah Wok.

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