Vox Pops
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Just messing around today and I suddenly thought, wouldn't it be fun if we had some vox pops?
If you're unsure, vox pops are basicaly replies you get when you ask the man on the street a question. To be more specific, here's an example from Monty Python...
Vox Pops on taxing...
Gumby: Standing in water I would put a tax on all peoplewho stand in water. Looks around him Oh!
It's man: I would tax Raquel Welch. I've a feeling she'd tax me.
Man: I'd tax the nude in my bed...no, not tax. what is the word? Oh! Welcome.
City Gent: I'd tax foreigners living abroad.
And so you get the idea. So,what do you think the dungeon's inhabbitants had to say about Dungeoneers?
Lord Fear: They're hell on my insurance premiums.
Treguard: Meh. They're expendable.
Mrs. Grimwold: They make lovely chew toys, dearie.
So,any takers?
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Aesandre: Ruddy things keep letting the heat in
Sylvester Hand: dungey whot? oh those people with helmets, they're not too bad they have lots of pocessi... pocess... lots of stuff I can take.
Julius Scaramonger: Ah they give a hard bargain they do. By the way can I offer you 2 gold pieces for that microphone of yours? Or would you like to buy a lovely gemstone?
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Elita: They're ugly looking things, still great for insulting. Come to thing of it why don't you push off face ache!
Majida: They're OK, they make me feel tall.
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Mrs. Grimwold, Mildread and Heggatty are all lined up. The interviewer is asking them what they think.
Mrs. G: Well, most of 'em can't tell the difference between a red gem and a ruddy great dog.
Mildread: Here! you're off the telly aren't you?
Interviewer: (Modestly) Yes, yes...
Mildread: He does them things where he asks old women silly questions.
Mrs. G: You try that round 'ere, young man, and we'll slit your face.
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