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Parody of Hungry Eyes + These Words

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    Based on Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen from the film Dirty Dancing, later performed by Stewie in Family Guy. Music video

    I've been meaning to tell you

    I've got this feeling that won't subside

    I look at them and I fantasise

    They glare and bite

    But they don't, you'll be alright, they're just

    Floating skulls

    They stay too long and they're really quite dull, they are

    Floating skulls

    They never led to a dungeoneer cull

    I want to tell you, so hear me out

    Skulls won't infect you with herpes or gout

    Step to the right

    They're no better than small kites, they're just

    Floating skulls

    They stay too long and they're really quite dull, they are

    Floating skulls

    They never led to a dungeoneer cull

    Floating skulls

    Do not fear the threat is null with these

    Floating skulls

    Now did they catch you in a lull?

    I need you to see

    They hardly ought to be

    Floating skulls

    They stay too long and they're really quite dull, they are

    Floating skulls

    They never led to a dungeoneer cull

    Floating skulls

    Do not fear the threat is null with these

    Floating skulls

    Now did they catch you in a lull?

    Floating skulls

    Floating skulls


    I couldn't bring myself to rework the whole of this song: These Words by Natasha Bedingfield. Music video

    Gundrada sings about her armoury:

    Drew some swords together

    And a dagger G-U-T

    Is who I am, is what I do

    No one’s gonna slay it down for you

    Try to focus my attention

    But I got no V-I-M

    I'm in the stocks, I need salvation

    (But it’s not coming easily)

    Whoah oh

    Trying to beat the magic

    Trying to look so drastic

    Don’t you know, don’t you know, don’t you know?

    Dungeon full of goblins

    Chopped their legs, now they're hobbling

    These swords are my own

    From the hilt known

    I'll 'ave you, I'll 'ave you, I'll 'ave you, I'll 'ave you

    There’s no other way

    To better say

    I'll 'ave you, I'll 'ave you...

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