Skip to content
Knightmare logo
  • Backstage
    ConventionExperiencesHistoryHow Knightmare was madeInterviews
  • Dungeon
    CGIHandpaintedLocations
  • Fans
    ArticlesCoverageFan projectsMagazinesOnline
  • NPCs
    OppositionPowers that BeUnaligned
  • Series
    Geek WeekInternationalKnightmare VRSeries 1Series 2Series 3Series 4Series 5Series 6Series 7Series 8
  • Events
    Pre-2021202120222023202420252026
  • Forum
Treguard and Lord Fear talking

Musical Parody

Knightmare Chat takes place at 8pm on Sundays.
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Collapse
  1. Home
  2. Jester's Corner
  3. Musical Parody
  4. We're Going to the Dungeon (parody of Barbados)

We're Going to the Dungeon (parody of Barbados)

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Musical Parody
1 Posts 1 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • B
    B
    Billy
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Cool! A Knightmare/Friends crossover...think of the possibilities!

    In these cold January nights, here's a filk of a Summer hit that's been number 1 twice, the first in 1975, with Typically Tropical, and the second with rewritten lyrics in 1999, with the Vengaboys. This is based on the Vengaboys version - a group of friends learn that they've succesfully applied to be on Knightmare, so make the long journey towards Knightmare Castle. Original lyrics here: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/vengaboys/weregoingtoibiza.html .

    *"Hello, Knightmare teammates!

    This is Smirkenoff speaking,

    Welcome aboard Smirky Airways.

    After take off, hang onto those clipboards,

    'Cause we're going to the dungeon!"

    We don't wanna be plain watchers,

    All our lives,

    We're gonna pack our bags and leave this world,

    Grab a flight,

    Fly away, on Smirky Airways,

    Fly us high,

    To Knightmare sky...

    We turn on the TV,

    And we watch Knightmare,

    We see these losing quests,

    And we see their hopes go down the drain,

    Fly away, on Smirky Airways,

    Fly us high,

    To Knightmare sky...

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! Off to the castle!

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! We're gonna win the shield!

    Woah! And appear on CITV!

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    Far away from our big world,

    Such a din,

    It's really very nice to be,

    Here to win,

    Fly away, on Smirky Airways,

    Fly us high,

    To Knightmare sky...

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! Off to the castle!

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! We're gonna win the shield!

    Woah! And appear on CITV!

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    Ioh ioh, oh we oh,

    "Thank you for flying Smirky Airways,

    We are now approaching the Knightmare Castle.

    As you can see, it's 4:40,

    And Treguard is waiting for you!"

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! Off to the castle!

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! We're gonna win the shield!

    Woah! And appear on CITV!

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! Off to the castle!

    Woah! We're going to the dungeon!

    Woah! We're gonna win the shield!

    Woah! And appear on CITV!*

    1 Reply Last reply
    0

    Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

    Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

    With your input, this post could be even better 💗

    Register Login
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes


    • Login

    • Don't have an account? Register

    • Login or register to search.
    • First post
      Last post
    0
    • Categories
    • Recent
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups
    Recent News (21 June 2026): Knightmare Live in 2026

    The Team

    Join
    Submissions
    Contact
    KM Chat
    Privacy Policy

    The Site

    About
    Search
    Site Map
    Terms & Conditions
    Q&A

    Keep up-to-date with Knightmare news:
    © Copyright Knightmare.com 1999-2026. All Rights Reserved. Moral rights are asserted.