Parody of Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat from Guys and Dolls

Becxsmagic

Brilliant! And I expect to see more filks from you, Skarkill!

Here's "Sit down, you're rocking the boat" The scene: Treguard nipped out for a bathroom break during a quest as there didn't seem to be much going on, but when he returns he finds a guilty-looking dungeoneer, and boatsman and team and wants to know what's going on...

DUNGEONEER: I had tried my luck to get a boat to Dunshelm

And by some chance I had brought my gold along

and there I stood, and I hollered

Someone take me

but the boatsman there he burst right into song...

For then said he sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat

TEAM: Crowd around said sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat

BOATSMAN: And Lord Fear will drag you under,

by the sharp horn of your helm, take note:

sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down

BOATSMAN AND TEAM: sit down you're rocking the boat.

BOATSKEEPER: I sailed the way on that little boat to Dunshelm

and by some chance found a gold bar in my fist,

and there I stood,

nicely passin' out the chatter

but my passenger was bound to resist...

For the boatsman then said beware

TEAM: Boatsman then said beware - beware

you're on a five-star boat trip

Boatsman then said beware

BOATSMAN: beware you'll mess up the ship

And Lord Fear will drag you under

By that fancy knapsack, stop playing the goat

sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat

DUNGEONEER: And as I laughed as that boatsman was going

A great big wave came and washed me overboard

and as I sank, and I hollered:

Someone save me

the moment I saw the blue screen said thank the Lord...

TEAM: Thank the Lord, thank the Lord

BOATSMAN: And I said to that boy sit down,

TEAM: Said to that boy sit down - sit down

BOATSMAN: sit down you're rocking the boat

Said to that boy sit down,

TEAM: said to that boy sit down

sit down you're rocking the boat

BOATSMAN: And Lord Fear will drag you under

And Lord Fear will drag you under

With all this heavy gold you'll never float,

sit down

BOATSMAN AND TEAM: sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down you're rockin' the boat

Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down,

sit down you're rockin' the boat

Sit down, you're rockin', sit down, sit down,

sit down you're rockin' the boat

Sit down you're rockin' the boat