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    djoska
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    Ah- you'll never guess what-

    I was on the train home the other day and some man started talking to me and his voice was Sylvester Hands' down to a tee!!!!

    I think he wasn't quite with it but I found it hard to keep a straight face.

    He was rather large, dribbled, wore a flourescent jacket and started bragging about his electric bike, which he got from the mobility people.

    Just thought I'd share that with you all that we have a sly hands sound-a-like!!!

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      Naitch
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      Ha!

      Who knows, maybe after series 8 Lord Fear had finally had enough of Hands and got rid of him.

      It's a shame he now has to spend his days traveling on trains telling anyone who'll listlen about his motobility bike.

      Oh the punishment of Lord Fear can be a cruel thing...

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        yeah- he's put on weight though!!

        And nicked a florescent jacket!!!!

        ...But he sounded SOOOOOOO much like him it was v.funny at the time!!

        I did get off the train with all of my belongings so I guess he's stopped thieving!!!

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          oh- I found out something about him-

          He was one of them wierd people who sold eggs in the street (this is in Norfolk) but then he started stealing money (sounds familiar??!)

          My grandad knew him as the 'egg man' and din't say anything good about him!!!

          Some yobbos tried stealing from his mum/dads house.

          He's like 40someting and lives at home!

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            My grandad knew him as the 'egg man' and din't say anything good about him!!!

            Is he also The Walrus?

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              djoska
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              He might be!!!

              He's got few teeth and the ones he's got stick out like one and he's v.obese!!!

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                Ironlord
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                Someone fill him in on the real reason why I said "walrus..."

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                  Naitch
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                  Goo Goo G'Joob!

                  Any other Beatle fans like me to spot the I Am The Walrus Reference?

                  Tha's where the Eggman/Walrus reference come from.

                  What's even scarier is that Knightmare was filmed in and around Norwich, which adds weight to him being Hands in the first place.

                  Maybe he was having another "Day 'Orf"

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                    Ironlord
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                    Goo Goo G'Joob!

                    Someone's awake.

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                      djoska
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                      He would have to lose some weight to fit in Paul Valentine's costume!!

                      He was in Norwich, the eggman, fixing his electric bike, and he got the train home and started randomly talking to me.

                      I kept an eye on my pocketses!!!

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