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    Ark
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    Watermelons!

    Or if you want me to be a bit more serious, Synthesis!

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      Catacombite
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      WIBBLE

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        Emii
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        LOL! Keep 'em comin' - I've had some really bizarre ideas about wibbling Serophims synthesising Necronomicon watermelons from Polytetrafluoroethylene using a Sword of Light...

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          Spoo
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          I know! Let's try the infinitely reliable "Throw a dictionary at a wall and see what page it opens on" method...

          Just my luck... it landed on the inside cover.

          I'll try again...

          Hooray, it worked that time.

          The words at the top of the pages are:

          ***conservatoire

          consult

          consume

          contraception***

          Erm... indeed.

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            Emii
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            gulp

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              Catacombite
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              ok this is more of a sentence than a word

              steaming pile of congealed monkey vomit

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                Catacombite
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                using spoo's method of throwing a dictionary at a wall i came up with the following words

                honk

                hookah

                hopper

                horrible

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                  Emii
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                  Honking inflated contraceptives at horrible piles of congealed monkey vomit.

                  I get the feeling if I DO finish (or even start) this fic, Illusion would be slightly reluctant to put it up, LOL!

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                    Elita
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                    after a moment of contemplation, decides NOT to throw The Big Book Of Filth and uses a normal dictionary instead

                    Papier-Mache

                    Parenthesis

                    Pariah

                    Partisan

                    Though I personally think ya can't go wrong with rabid weasels. Bonus points if you can use "antidisestablishmentarianism" somewhere in it. Extra points added if it's used in context.  ;D

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                      Spoo
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                      And, of course, it should be set in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales.

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                        Guest
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                        monopoly

                        risk

                        poker

                        yu-gi-oh

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                          GranitArse2003
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                          I agree the location Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch would look great on the credits.  In fact that is all that they would be able to fit on the credits.

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                            But what about the children?

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