Ask Ah Mok & Morgaine
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"Ah hello, little tlaverler, what you want? You have gold for me? Gold good influence certainly. No my siwwy cousin Ah Wok tho, he bean of jelly and no good. I ask him once why you help so much and he no know either as he takegold to buy more stock only. But me I use gold for stroking and how to say collect.. no correcting as I like a good correction...and speaking of correction here is man in clear need of some..."
Mashibinbin aka RobinJB would also would also like to attritubute his influences of creation to the following 4 areas:
- Probably most obviously, Mark Knight and his s6 portrayal of Ah Wok.
[http://www.knightmare.com/clips/series6/6ahwok.rm]
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My own experiences of Shanghainese traders whilst I lived there as an English language teacher from 2003-2004.
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A new character from Last of the Summer Wine appeared in 2003 called 'Electrical' Entwistle played by Burt Kwouk. [http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2247/2076205239_4a239b44d5.jpg?v=0 on RHS]
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Benny Hill for his portrayal of Chow-Mein on, natrually, the Benny Hill Show.
[http://www.whsmith.co.uk/Images/Products%5C682%5C875%5C682875_m_f.jpg]
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Belated thanks: atypically for dealings with a KM trader, that was plenty more than I bargained for. I was pleasingly reminded of Ah Mok when I watched Murder By Death, with Peter Sellers playing Inspector Sidney Wang.
Some more questions for whichever of you comes first to answer them:
How did Ah Mok and Morgaine mark the Chinese New Year?
Has Ah Mok performed full Feng Shui on Morgaine's bits and pieces, and if so, how successfully?
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Ah hewwo good light and well cum!
Chinese new year was special time for me and mistress. Firstly, I tell her this year of Ox. She slap me. Me no mind, she good slapper. Then we throw tradional lead packets - meant to be red packets but at least sore head better than what could have come from up above!
Lastly we have fireworks and lots of bangers, mistress like the big rocket most of all.
As for Feng Shui - nearest we get was when mistress lost her big red shoe and shout 'Ah Mok! Get my Fing Shoe-y!'
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New year was a bit(or tit) of fun for me apart from the endless chastising from ah fok. We had a number 25 with extra fried rice and then a good old BANHG (no it wasnt morgaine flyimg aftee the chinese is was a it more well u know than taht!!!)
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Any plans for the Summer?
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...or the Autumn?
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Ah we so sorry. summer no good, we eat sleep and do things in auntys chamber pot I mean antechamber.
Autumn we hope go on tour and give message of hope and charity and then when elected supreme powers will renege plomise. Not sure, is tlue you have a Mr Blown in charge? Me no know...
*goes back to ironing Morgaines bra collection.
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Worth the wait. Thank you.
Morgaine, I've found your double! In fact, the story goes that you were named after her. Ah Mok, you have a double too! Do you have any reactions to them, or thoughts on what might happen if you all met?
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Ah no, that not me! Me get plenty and that landy little man get clearly none! If I meet I slap on face! Then take gold and then slap again. Only double I give mistress is Jack Daniels as Jark Harkness no want her and he say only one he ever refuse!
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Similar has been asked of forum members before: if you were stuck in a descender with a fellow inhabitant of Knightmare - be it someone from your era or earlier - who, why and what would happen?
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I choose Ah Wok cos he such handsome man and Morgaine becuase h...*is dragged off
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