Parody of Brown Girl in the Ring + Gladiators theme
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I recall a friend nicknaming a Series 2 wall monster "Arseface of Legend" - so here is a parody from the point of view of a Watcher tuning into Series 3 to discover clue room guardians who look somewhat different. Original is Brown Girl in the Ring, made famous by Boney M.
Brangwen in the wall
Tra la la la la
There's a Brangwen in the wall
Tra la la la la la
Brangwen in the wall
Tra la la la la
She looks like a face and not a bum
Bum bum
Wait in her clue room
Tra la la la la
Careful she could bring you doom
Tra la la la la la
Is she a hoodlum?
Tra la la la la
She looks like a face and not a bum
Bum bum
Olgarth Granitas gone off
Need a face that works with blues
Arsehead Igneous gone off
Need someone to give the clues
I remember on one Friday, right
She was being a hard-faced cow
'Cause a team were slow with her riddle
She said, "Answer" and "Name it now!"
Brangwen Shee
Now you see
Brangwen in the room
Tra la la la la
There's a Brangwen in the room
Tra la la la la la
Brangwen in the room
Tra la la la la
She looks like a face and not a bum
Bum bum...
This one is based on the full theme song from TV series Gladiators.
Do you fear the power of the Automatum?
Can you meet the challenge of the catacombs?
Do you have the makings of a hero?
Can you run pell-mell for the well?
Do you have the speed, the strength, the ears to hear his whirring
Setting your heart stirring?
Or is it your bowel?
Beware the Automatum
Gotta move like a hare on steroids
Gotta stay ahead of the android
Gotta seek your Holy Grail
Ready or not, here he comes with a flail
Can you keep away from the Automatum?
Do you have three friends to aid you?
Do you have the smell of perspirin'?
Can you keep on moving to your goal?
Now it's time to race, you're in a chase, so don't you crack now
There's no turning back now
Edmund's on the way
I mean the Automatum
Gotta move with lightning speed
Nearby portal's what you need
Better collect the MEDAL bits
Oh he stopped you, time to call it quits
Do you fear the power of the Automatum?
Can you face the menace of the mechanoid?
Show the stuff you're made of
Karen, seal the fate of
The Automatum
Spellcast RUST at the Automatum
Then you'll bust up the Automatum
But you won't be a champion
The Automatum!
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