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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    Ah, punching the computer- always worth a try. The universal solution.

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      Malefact
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      As the saying goes; "if it won't go, force it - if it breaks it needed replacing anyway!"

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        Whiteknight
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        Yep, if something electrical isn't working to it's full potential, there's nothing better to put it back into action than a good, hard whack .  Incidently, hope you get them to work dragonfollower.

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          Yeah, my hard-drive's royally shafted and keeps making my computer hang when I boot up. And the only thing that seems to fix it is repeated punches or a kick. Bloody technomancy...

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            Dan
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            As the saying goes; "if it won't go, force it - if it breaks it needed replacing anyway!"

            Not heard that one, before - the one I always heard was "When in doubt, give it a clout".  ;D

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              Failing that, I find dropping the monitor from a great height (Preferably out of the window) or perhaps setting it alight and dancing around it manically should do the trick!

              Ooooh Fire -Pretty!!  😉

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                Malefact
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                You could always try fire-bombing Microsoft.

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  You could always try fire-bombing Microsoft.

                  Don't say that! Bill Gates has spies everywhere!

                  peers around suspiciously

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                    GrimaldineGrimwold
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                    Bloody technomancy...

                    Lord Fear probably kicked his hardware when it failed to function too. No, actually, he probably just kicked Lissard.

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                      I WISH TO RETRACT MY STATEMENT ABOUT MICROSOFT. MICROSOFT IS BRILLIANT. MICROSOFT IS FANTASTIC. MICROSOFT IS THE DOG'S...connection reset by peer.

                      Yay! I'm free again!!!

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