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    snapperjack
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    i whent down the local sainsburys to get some snack a jacks i got free coupon out the paper isearched high and low for the snack a jacks and i could'nt find them. i asked one of staff members if he knew where they were instead of saying do you know where the snack a jacks are i said do you know where the snapper jacks are he looked gone out and said oh you mean snack a jacks he said he was that character off knightmare he was saying he used to rush home from school to watch it.. 🙂

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      Trial_by_Spikes
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      I think I speak for us all when I say that we have all looked at a wok cooking utensil at some point and gone "Ah!"

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        Trial_by_Spikes
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        Or asked in a shop for some pickle.

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          Trial_by_Spikes
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          Or a tree-guard to protect young saplings from weathering and animal attack.

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            Trial_by_Spikes
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            Sorry about the above - I've really gone too far - just from the strain of typing, I have a Hord-wrist (a sore wrist).

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              Emii
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              Get back to Sainsbury's this instant and get that guy on this forum!!!!

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                Trial_by_Spikes
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                Calm down sidriss-ter. What a motley folly posesses you. Have you just walked into a brollachan-ard? I certainly haven't touched you with my Sly hands. Must go and Scaramonger round my kitchen for some Rothberry-ena before going to do a pooka.

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                  DavidNewton
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                  Now, that's taking it too far. <¦-)

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                    Malefact
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                    Eeeeeaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!!

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                      Guest
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                      If you were that desperate to get some snack a jacks, personally I think it would have been better to go to Tesco.

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