Parody of Days Are Numbers (The Traveller), Alan Parsons Project
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Based on this song by The Alan Parsons Project.
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The dungeoneer must walk onward and down
He never is allowed to turn around
And if the path he's chosen isn't leading anywhere
His team will be completely unaware
The dungeoneer's a long way from his home
In danger of a kind he's never known
Where every sidestep seems to be a pace towards defeat
There's always one more monster left to beat
Days are numbered
Watch those saws
He can only see blue floor
Some say... you won't get too far
Remember
Days are numbered
Count those floors
He should only go down four
Wrong way... you won't get too far
The dungeoneer obeys the warning cry
He doesn't know what all the others spy
But someone screaming in his ear keeps telling him to run
He isn't told the reason, but it's done
The dungeoneer is gladly facing doom
He cannot have adventures in his room
Abandoning reality, unsure of what he'll find
The dungeoneer in me is close behind
Days are numbered
Watch those saws
He can only see blue floor
Some say... you won't get too far
Remember
Days are numbered
Count those floors
He should only go down four
Wrong way... you won't get too far
Remember
Days are numbered
Watch those saws
He can only see blue floor
Some say... you won't get too far
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