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    Snowcat
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    "Misstep" might suit the notorious Simon...

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    • PookaP
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      Pooka
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      "A Very, Very, Very Clueless Bunch" for Akash.

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      • HStormH
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        HStorm
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        "Start This Show With a BANG!" - Season 1 Episode 6 (Danny's death in a bomb-room in the opening moments).

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          Drassil
          Senior staff
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          Thank you for setting this ball rolling, Annie! Here are some that I've come up with.

          1. From Little Acorns

          2. Boo

          3. They Think It's Oliver...

          4. Duncan Doughnuts

          5. Bee Very Afraid

          6. Knight and David

          7. The One Where Ross Finds Out

          8. The Idiots' Lantern

          9. Dragon Dropping

          10. Ocean's Elven

          Oh how careless of me. It appears I forgot to say which episodes those were for. I wonder if anyone would care to take guesses. They are not in chronological order but I am willing to offer clues if wanted. The links in Dan's Episode Thread Index have recently been updated, which may help too.

          And if anybody deems my wordplay groan-worthy, I would point out that CSI: Miami once did an episode about a murdered au pair laudably entitled 'CSI: My Nanny', so the bar for episode title punning is already set exceedingly low.

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            Canadanne
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            I had a feeling you might be up for this challenge, David.

            I'll have a go at guessing the episodes:

            1. From Little Acorns

            Dickon reminding Oakley what his son is called - S4E11.

            2. Boo

            Martin the ghost? S3E14.

            3. They Think It's Oliver...

            Bwahaha. I'm guessing that's the final episode!

            4. Duncan Doughnuts

            S5E15? Is it something to do with him losing his middle? g

            5. Bee Very Afraid

            Could either be S2E10, S2E11 or S5E13?

            6. Knight and David

            Hmm... is it the first episode? I think there was only one dungeoneer called David...

            7. The One Where Ross Finds Out

            Haha, I like this one! My guess would be S3E07 when he learns of his quest from Brangwen.

            Similar titles that could apply to Knightmare episodes... The One with the Blackout (Sarah spying on LF), The One with the Jam (Alex), The One with the Shark (Martin), The One Where No One's Ready (Alan), The One with the Screamers (Becca & friends), The One with the BUT (Helen)! And a few others.

            8. The Idiots' Lantern

            Hee hee. Is it S1E04 when Simon's team fatally dispel LANTERN?

            Doctor Who seems another good source for KM episode titles. The Creature from the Pit, The Underwater Menace, The Invisible Enemy, Dragonfire, The Awakening, The Hand of Fear!

            9. Dragon Dropping

            Must be the Series 6 finale! Clever.

            10. Ocean's Elven

            The one where Elita is on the Cloudwalker for no apparent reason? S6E06.

            CSI: Miami once did an episode about a murdered au pair laudably entitled 'CSI: My Nanny', so the bar for episode title punning is already set exceedingly low.

            Eesh! Only a fraction less awful than the U2 lyric "Miami, my mammy".

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              Canadanne
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              A few I've thought of...

              Series 2 Episode 16 - Girl, Interrupted

              Series 5 Episode 14 - CHANGE of Plan

              Series 7 Episode 2 - The Bald and the Beautiful

              Series 7 Episode 5 - Toad Away

              Series 8 Episode 3 - The Two Towers

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                Drassil
                Senior staff
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                Series 7 Episode 2 - The Bald and the Beautiful

                Series 7 Episode 5 - Toad Away

                These I particularly like.

                Thanks for your guesses, Annie. They are all correct except for Number 5, which I'll leave open for further guesses.

                4. Duncan Doughnuts

                S5E15? Is it something to do with him losing his middle? g

                Not exactly. I was simply being disparaging about the team.

                10. Ocean's Elven

                The one where Elita is on the Cloudwalker for no apparent reason? S6E06.

                Yes, and referring also to Pickle's remarks about the Great Ocean.

                I have more:

                1. Spellcast First, Answer Questions Later

                2. Icicle Grace

                3. Epic Vale

                4. Pie to Two Figures

                5. That's How We Troll

                6. L-E-O Speedwagon

                7. Hares of the Dog

                8. Cutting Your Losses

                9. All Extremely Good Things...

                10. Level Three

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                  Canadanne
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                  4. Duncan Doughnuts

                  S5E15? Is it something to do with him losing his middle? g

                  Not exactly. I was simply being disparaging about the team.

                  LOL! That's even funnier!

                  I can't immediately put an episode to all of the latest batch, but some of the titles are great. Epic Vale, haha!

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                  • shadow6162S
                    shadow6162S
                    shadow6162
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                    Hmm...'That's how we Troll' sounds like a quest from series three. Was it the team who offered the gem to the goblins?

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                    • PookaP
                      PookaP
                      Pooka
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                      Really? I'd have thought it was more of a reference to the final episode of series 7, although "Rock 'n Troll" is what I'd've named that episode...

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                        Drassil
                        Senior staff
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                        #13

                        You're correct, Pooka. In hindsight, I wish I'd gone for Broll, Troll and One Smoking Barry.

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                        • shadow6162S
                          shadow6162S
                          shadow6162
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                          Oh oops. I just looked at the word troll and assumed goblin for some reason. How about something like 'A present for the goblins' (lame title XD).

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                            Canadanne
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                            Right, I've had a think about these!

                            11. Spellcast First, Answer Questions Later

                            McGrew's dancing, perhaps?

                            12. Icicle Grace

                            The one where Aesandre mentions walking gracefully? It took me a moment to catch the Queen reference, haha.

                            13. Epic Vale

                            I was initially thinking this involved the Vale of Vanburn, but then I realised it must be the epic fail of the SHRUD team in the Vale of Mogdred.

                            14. Pie to Two Figures

                            Not sure, but it could be when Mildread offers a pie whilst disguised as Gretel...

                            16. L-E-O Speedwagon

                            I had thought maybe Leo used some sort of speed spell in a dwarf tunnel, but of course it's the minecart ride to Level 3!

                            17. Hares of the Dog

                            Must be the Etruscan brandy. g

                            18. Cutting Your Losses

                            I'm stumped on this one.

                            19. All Extremely Good Things...

                            Alternative name for the final episode?

                            20. Level Three

                            A good title for the first time we ever see Level 3, in S1E08... or is that too obvious?

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                              shadow6162S
                              shadow6162
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                              Hmm...Cutting your looses...that's either when that tem from series 2 rescued Gretel and then died in the next room or I remember a team in series 3 that rescued Velda when she was tied up. Come to think of it, I think Rohmana was tied up once as well. There's a lot of possible answers for this one.

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                                Drassil
                                Senior staff
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                                Correct guesses for 13, 14, 16, 17 and 20. 11 refers to a Knightmare first. 12 does refer to a character who claimed to move gracefully, but it's not Aesandre. 18 refers to Series 8. 19 doesn't.

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                                • PookaP
                                  PookaP
                                  Pooka
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                                  #18

                                  Is 18 the episode with the demise of Daniel?

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                                    Canadanne
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                                    11. Spellcast First, Answer Questions Later

                                    Akash's TRUTH spell?

                                    12. Icicle Grace

                                    Hordriss rescuing Kelly at the end of Series 5!

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                                      Drassil
                                      Senior staff
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                                      Is 18 the episode with the demise of Daniel?

                                      No.

                                      11. Spellcast First, Answer Questions Later

                                      Akash's TRUTH spell?

                                      12. Icicle Grace

                                      Hordriss rescuing Kelly at the end of Series 5!

                                      No; yes.

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                                      • shadow6162S
                                        shadow6162S
                                        shadow6162
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                                        Oh I know! Is 18 the team with the KNOT spell?

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                                          Drassil
                                          Senior staff
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                                          No, I'm a frayed knot. Pooka's guess for 18 is the closest so far, with its reference to a certain obstacle.

                                          Number 5 from the first batch, Bee Very Afraid, is still unsolved. It doesn't refer to actual bees...

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