Wight, Boy (parody of Wide Boy by Nik Kershaw)
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Because I like to so something Knightmare-based with Nik Kershaw lyrics every nine years or so. Lyrics, official audio of his song Wide Boy.
[1987]
His name is Richard
He isn't aimless
No he made Level Three
'Tis rife with bones, and looks parky
He's through, he's got clues
But does he know what is after him?
It's got his scent, it won't take money
'Cause it's hell-bent on having cavernwight success
It seeks by scent, it seeks by scent
It's a big deal, it is a wight, boy
Could be its meal 'cause it's a bored and hairy guy
So flee or die
So flee or die
[1989]
His name is Leo
He made the chamber with the big smelly cart
He needs somebody to push it
So jester meets quest-
-er: does he know any decent jokes?
He makes a mess of his bad money
You get the sense that Motley's not all that impressed
But nonetheless, at his behest...
On four big wheels you got a ride, boy
Hold in your meals 'cause it's no ordinary ride
Right down the track
No turning back
[1994]
With their crematory breath and their scaly scarlet maw
They're here to tell you that you won't be eaten raw
You just got fried, boy
Fried, boy
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