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Parody of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba

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    Without wanting to show any disrespect over recent news, sometimes in dark times there is a place for light relief. For those who feel the same, I thought I'd share this parody of Tubthumping by Chumbawamba (1997) about a dungeoneer from Series 7. Original song, lyrics

    He'll be talking

    'Til he's winning

    He'll be talking

    I get shot down

    But I speak up again

    You're never gonna shut me up

    [x4]

    This is the Knightmare way

    This is the Knightmare way

    He drinks a Speedwell drink

    He drinks a Fireproof drink

    And a Fast Backwards drink

    But not a Freezer drink

    He collects a staff and he gives it to Grimaldine

    He gets a shield that reminds us of the Eyeshield

    Oh, Barry Thorne

    Barry Thorne

    Barry Thorne

    I get shot down

    But I speak up again

    You're never gonna shut me up

    [x4]

    This is the Knightmare way

    This is the Knightmare way

    He drinks a Speedwell brew

    He drinks a Fireproof brew

    And a Fast Backwards brew

    A drop of water too

    He sees a barmaid and uses a REVEAL spell

    He goes to Goth but the sewers have no real smell

    You're guiding me

    Little brother...

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