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Parody of Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol

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    Based on Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol (1984). The title didn't need changing. Original lyrics, video

    I've gone down a hole

    One wrong sidestep did bring a fall

    Means I'm going home

    And my demise is shown

    By floating bits of bone

    Too easy to misguide

    And end the dungeon ride

    And leave me google eyed

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Rolling into space

    The eyes without a face

    I put so much bread

    Right into my knapsack

    To keep from turning back

    Didn't save my skin

    It flaked right off my sprite

    'Cause you said "left" not "right"

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Rolling into space

    The eyes without a face

    Well you start with armour, you start your trip

    As you lose your life force it starts to strip

    Feed your face and go down a Level... 2, the dungeon gets cruel

    Hanging out in a throne room

    Hoping for a VIM spell sometime soon

    Savin' me from doo-oom

    I'm on a quest on the dungeoneering scene

    Eating random fruit, tryin' to stay green

    My skull's showing through (can't see it though)

    Bones are bare

    See them there

    On Knightmare

    Now I lose the eyes

    Through the void they fly

    Doom has no disguise

    Now all I can do

    Is let DISMISS come

    Wave goodbye to you

    But it's gone with the eyes

    It wouldn't work with pies

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Vert, ambre et rouge

    Eyes without a face

    Spinning into space

    The eyes without a face

    Life force gone to waste

    The eyes without a face

    A knapsack's not a purse

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