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Parody of One Night in Heaven by M People

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    A parody of One Night in Heaven by M People (1994). Official video

    One sprite three levels, one sprite three levels

    One sprite three levels, one sprite three levels

    Sometimes I get to thinking of dungeoneering days

    Ending in dismissal when the life force flaked away

    So scary watching Knightmare, so much tension on the screen

    And Treguard there reminding that life force wasn't green

    Just one morsel, sprig or spell

    Took their health to a place

    Where it had armour and skin on the face

    One sprite, one sprite

    One sprite, three levels

    Then they chucked you

    They gave us a pie

    Are they clowns? Was that why?

    One sprite, one sprite

    One sprite, three levels

    They dismissed you

    You showed us the life force

    Although you weren't live

    When teams encounter problems, try to flee in vain

    The sprite becomes more skull-like, we do not see a brain

    Peeling lead to pealing: a bell and beating heart

    They would really spoil this if it became a tart

    One last look: the eyes roll out of place

    You're the ultimate sprite

    So awesome to view, such a dutiful face...

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