Parody of Believe by Cher

[Drassil]

After Team 8 of Series 3 meet their doom, Motley joins Treguard in the antechamber and sings this to the tune of Believe by Cher (1998):

Though you may think you all tried

When the "knowledge is denied"

Then you won't get through

And down to Level Two

Didn't save my bath night

Didn't choose your path right

And after all is said and done

Your riddle score was only one, oh

Why did you leave the armourer's glove?

Didn't learn its use from Brangwen Shee

I really don't think you knew enough, no

[x2]

Know what he's supposed to say

Onward is "the only way"

And then after that

That there's "no turning back"

But if you'd retreated

Before you were defeated

You could stopped a huge disgrace

A good adventure gone to waste, oh

Why did you leave the armourer's glove?

Didn't learn its use from Brangwen Shee

I really don't think you knew enough, no

[x2]

Well I know that I missed bathtime

Melly told me that I pong

I said "Let me tell a joke"

She said "Use my smelly soap"

I said "Can a fella hope

That it comes with a little rope?"