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Parody of Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2

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    Lord Fear dares the Powers that Be to do to him what he endured at the ends of Series 5-8. Based on Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2 (1995). Video, lyrics

    I don't know how I took it

    I just know what I got

    Aesandre froze the dungeons: I got icicles of snot

    With the frightknights in my ice cube

    I'm a star

    Dragon I named Red Death

    Coming for Treguard

    A lightning rod? Oh screw it

    Now he's badly charred

    I've a headache, need a new lair

    I'll go far

    Oh no, I'm not shy

    I'll get out of each bind

    Troll me, chill me, dis me, grill me

    I sent Bulstrode up to Dunshelm

    For Series 7's bout

    Believing in myself and not in Treguard having clout

    Oh - a big smash

    Here comes another crash

    Bah

    Revenge I will cry

    I'm here, come and try

    Troll me, chill me, dis me, grill me

    He wants me to surrender

    To his Powers that Be

    Who dispensed with proper quests so they can skip to Level 3

    Does he get a kick

    From appearing thick?

    I'm the star

    Tim Child

    Of course you can spy

    I don't have to deny you

    Troll me, chill me, dis me, grill me

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      Hahah... the title lyric in particular made me chortle.

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