Parody of The Closing Of The Year from Toys
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This is about Quest 6 of Series 6 (1992). A parody of The Closing Of The Year (also 1992), credited to The Musical Cast of Toys, featuring Wendy & Lisa and Seal. Original lyrics
If you can't bring Lillith combing
Then at least don't bring her soap
And no rings for Sylvester
When he's got a magic rope
We all must build on Ben's good fortune
With our next young dungeoneer
Whose adventure shan't be hindered
By the posing of Lord Fear
Let's have no early dismissal
In the questing of Sophia
In comes the kid with an "Enter, stranger"
Ride through the realm on a wyrm in the air
Silver bag on a clue room table
As they race from the castle of Knightmare
No more hand paintings of dungeons
Though Mount Fear is David Rowe
There's not a single spell for casting
Magic rings make up for this
One turns children into vast things
And the other's for Hordriss
There is an elf, and when they meet her
Her insults do not endear
But it's backlash for Elita
With a roasting from Sophia
She beat Level One
Though she'd been profane
And rode with Ridolfo
Part of the way
When Hordriss returned
The questioning came
Then more Elita
Who played on the Pipes of Pan
Watch for the blades in the walls
Don't fall
Or you won't confront Lord Fear
Or it's curtains, dungeoneer
Now it's over for Sophia
If you cannot beat the dungeon
Then you might make Pickle mope
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