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Parody of HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan

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    This is my 252nd consecutive month of posting on this forum. To expand on something I posted in my 2nd month –

    A Dungeoneer has died. Treguard is about to send the Team on its way, when a squad of cheerleaders (including Mellisandre, Gretel, Elita and Velda) cartwheel in and begin to chant:

    'Oh dear you have lost the quest

    Time to go back to Skegness

    Gimme a D! ...

    – here's a parody of HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan (2023). Official music video (includes subtitles)

    Dungeon's where are you are, questing with conviction

    Helmet on your head in a realm of fiction

    I don't write the quests but I make up ditties

    Maybe shame you too if your end's not pretty

    It's the challenge so few beat

    And then post-mortems fall to me

    I use a tried and tested oratory

    When I'm sending a team off, sending a team off

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Seven letters to express

    That your end's a fatal mess

    Didn't quite achieve success

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Makes the Dungeon four folk less

    Spells out your unhappiness

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    Well life force went to red and there'll be no healing

    Eyeballs rolled away, skin is long past peeling

    Sprites of energy don't do healthy fasting

    Nothing more for you except my spellcasting

    And in the Dungeon of Deceit

    The cul-de-sac's a one-way street

    No win for most of the sixty-nine teams

    And then I magic them outside, magic them outside

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Seven letters to express

    That your end's a fatal mess

    Didn't quite achieve success

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Makes the Dungeon four folk less

    Spells out your unhappiness

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    Maybe you fell off a causeway

    In a pit or an abyss

    Maybe it was blunt force trauma

    Time is up, now for DISMISS

    Maybe it was the Medusa

    Or a blocker if you're Chris

    Either way your quest is scuppered

    Series 6: no more DISMISS

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    D-I-S-M-I-S-S

    Off you go, you lost the quest

    Ooh, I miss DISMISS

    Shall we bring it back for Geek Week?

    Wait, I have to say the word?

    After I spelled it?

    What's that about?

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