Parody of HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan
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This is my 252nd consecutive month of posting on this forum. To expand on something I posted in my 2nd month ā
A Dungeoneer has died. Treguard is about to send the Team on its way, when a squad of cheerleaders (including Mellisandre, Gretel, Elita and Velda) cartwheel in and begin to chant:
'Oh dear you have lost the quest
Time to go back to Skegness
Gimme a D! ...
ā here's a parody of HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan (2023). Official music video (includes subtitles)
Dungeon's where are you are, questing with conviction
Helmet on your head in a realm of fiction
I don't write the quests but I make up ditties
Maybe shame you too if your end's not pretty
It's the challenge so few beat
And then post-mortems fall to me
I use a tried and tested oratory
When I'm sending a team off, sending a team off
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Seven letters to express
That your end's a fatal mess
Didn't quite achieve success
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Makes the Dungeon four folk less
Spells out your unhappiness
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
Well life force went to red and there'll be no healing
Eyeballs rolled away, skin is long past peeling
Sprites of energy don't do healthy fasting
Nothing more for you except my spellcasting
And in the Dungeon of Deceit
The cul-de-sac's a one-way street
No win for most of the sixty-nine teams
And then I magic them outside, magic them outside
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Seven letters to express
That your end's a fatal mess
Didn't quite achieve success
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Makes the Dungeon four folk less
Spells out your unhappiness
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
Maybe you fell off a causeway
In a pit or an abyss
Maybe it was blunt force trauma
Time is up, now for DISMISS
Maybe it was the Medusa
Or a blocker if you're Chris
Either way your quest is scuppered
Series 6: no more DISMISS
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Off you go, you lost the quest
Ooh, I miss DISMISS
Shall we bring it back for Geek Week?
Wait, I have to say the word?
After I spelled it?
What's that about?
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