They would never say...
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Dungeoneers die and go through to a classroom
Hordriss with progress report: Well your thinking skills were good, you did my riddle very well. However you must learn to chat less and get on with quests, awful direction skills. How many times did you hit that wall? Must be quicker most certainly. Also you points to 3rd advisor then i want to hear none of that language. You will all report to my office on Friday and I will set you an hours detention listening to Motley's joke act!
Advisors groan and walk out, heads bowed
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Elita: Hello there, dogsbottom!
Cedric: Just who are you calling 'dogsbottom', faceache?
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Majida: "Oh Treguard, I do love you. Let's get married."
Treguard: "Pickle, where's my dinner?"
Fatilla: "I can't eat that, I'm on a diet."
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[End of a quest.]
Treguard: Oh dear, what a pity, never mind. Well that's the end of that adventure, so it's now over to Pickle for the post-quest interviews.
Pickle: Thanks Des. I'm here talking to the losing team captain. Alex Ferguson. Alex, so near and yet so far?
Ferguson: Well I mean... mumbly momooo whinge lala mumble wahwah blooga wha, bloody referee's fault wah whine incoherent grumble blah no fair meeeh bah blether shoulda added at least three more minutes at the end gripe whinge complain it were never offside moan whine grunt...
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So you enjoyed the Champions League match, HStorm? ;D
And, even speaking as a Man-Utd disliker, that offside decision before half-time was wrong. Still, what can you do? What a shame, eh?
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[Start of a quest. Treguard is giving the new dungeoneer the traditional pre-quest pep-talk.]
Treguard: "Now, young adventurer, throughout your journey you must don the Helmet of Justice..."
[The dungeoneer puts the helmet on.]
Dungeoneer: "I wanna car! Chicks dig the car!"
Treguard: "This is why Superman works alone."
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[Final confrontation.]
Lord Fear: "At this point I was going to sit around and waste a lot of time gloating, giving you just enough of an opportunity to counterattack, but on this occasion..."
[Zaps the dungeoneer to smithereens.]
Treguard: [V.O.] "How refreshing. How... Heineken."
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Treguard: Pickle the book of quests, who walks the dungeon tonight?
Pickle: Team in quest, why, Dom, Tim and Prav... Dom's brother Dicken is their dungeoneer and they are just four minutes on the trail... Nothing carried Master...
Treguard: Wrong quest Pickle... Anyway... GAME ON!
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Slight imagination failure, so going a bit random...
Hordriss (singing): "One's in the mood for dancing, gonna dance the night away."
Oakley: Test you I will, dungeoneer. CRUSH YOU if you fail.
Dungeoneer: Oakley, you're a tree. You can't move.
Oakley: Ah, you've got a point there.
Treguard: Oh hello there, dungeoneer.
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Just light-hearted pastiche. I love that intro!
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Treguard: There's a guard and your dungeoneer has been spottd get him out team fast!
Dungeoneer: AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH! Runs around the room crying
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Pickle: ...he looks particually elvish Master...
Simon: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME!!!
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Motley: Helmetface, I bet you're glad to see me as you are in danger...
Dungeoneer: (saircastically) Extatic!
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Sylvester Hands: ...he's got no weapons... HE'S DEFENCELESS!
Dungeoneer: I still have both my fists, and I'm not afraid to use them!
HOWS THAT!
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Tregard: enter stranger
Yugi appears
Tea joey and tristan are advisors after all the usual banter yugi gets a spell
tregard says stuff about advisors being spellcaster
Yugi: thats easy i summon DARK MAGICIAN!
Tregard: gawd not your cards i mean advisors errrrrr joey why dont you be spellcaster
Sorry runnin out of ideas
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Treguard: Pickle, guess what? I've got two front row tickets for us to see FWA New Frontiers 2004. Guess who's going to be there... Raven!
Pickle: But Master, wasn't he the one from series 3 saying "who's a pretty boy then?"
Treguard: Not A Raven, Pickle, Raven. You know. He's the former ECW Champion, former ECW Tag Team Champion, former WCW U.S. Champion, former WCW Tag Team Champion, former WWE Hardcore Champion, former NWA Champion. Come on Pickle, anyone can remember him.
Pickle: Errrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Treguard: Life Force Critical team you need food immediately!
Advisor: Is there any food on the table?
Dungeoneer: I ain't hungry, I had something before I came on!
Advisor: Eh, no it's... err... part of the game... you like put in the Knapsack
Dungeoneer: I already told you I'm not hungry I had a fish pie, peas and carrots, don't you remember..?
Advisor: Look just put it in the Knapsack-
Dungeoneer -I don't wanna!
Advisor: (threateningly) Shall I come down there and do it for you...
Dungeoneer: You do that and I'll slug you a good one...
Advisor: THAT DOES IT!!!
Treguard: Like I said team Life Force Critical!
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