They would never say...
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Treguard: There's a guard and your dungeoneer has been spottd get him out team fast!
Dungeoneer: AAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH! Runs around the room crying
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Pickle: ...he looks particually elvish Master...
Simon: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME!!!
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Motley: Helmetface, I bet you're glad to see me as you are in danger...
Dungeoneer: (saircastically) Extatic!
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Sylvester Hands: ...he's got no weapons... HE'S DEFENCELESS!
Dungeoneer: I still have both my fists, and I'm not afraid to use them!
HOWS THAT!
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Tregard: enter stranger
Yugi appears
Tea joey and tristan are advisors after all the usual banter yugi gets a spell
tregard says stuff about advisors being spellcaster
Yugi: thats easy i summon DARK MAGICIAN!
Tregard: gawd not your cards i mean advisors errrrrr joey why dont you be spellcaster
Sorry runnin out of ideas
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Treguard: Pickle, guess what? I've got two front row tickets for us to see FWA New Frontiers 2004. Guess who's going to be there... Raven!
Pickle: But Master, wasn't he the one from series 3 saying "who's a pretty boy then?"
Treguard: Not A Raven, Pickle, Raven. You know. He's the former ECW Champion, former ECW Tag Team Champion, former WCW U.S. Champion, former WCW Tag Team Champion, former WWE Hardcore Champion, former NWA Champion. Come on Pickle, anyone can remember him.
Pickle: Errrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Treguard: Life Force Critical team you need food immediately!
Advisor: Is there any food on the table?
Dungeoneer: I ain't hungry, I had something before I came on!
Advisor: Eh, no it's... err... part of the game... you like put in the Knapsack
Dungeoneer: I already told you I'm not hungry I had a fish pie, peas and carrots, don't you remember..?
Advisor: Look just put it in the Knapsack-
Dungeoneer -I don't wanna!
Advisor: (threateningly) Shall I come down there and do it for you...
Dungeoneer: You do that and I'll slug you a good one...
Advisor: THAT DOES IT!!!
Treguard: Like I said team Life Force Critical!
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Merlin: "How is a King like a piece of wood?"
The advisors are in deep discussion;
1- "ummmmm, how about...because they are both rulers!"
2- "Thats it, good work chum!"
3- "Either that, or after he's happy to see someone!"
The two advisors stare shocked at the third, and the antechamber is filled with silence.
3- "I'll get my cloak!"
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Not sure if this one has been done...
Treguard: Ooohhh..nasty. Sorry team, that causeway just proved too difficult for your puny minds. Pickle, the staff please..
Treguard: Right team, this is going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you. BEND OVER...!
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I apologise profusely, even more so if it was on page 22 of this topic, indicating it's recently been done and I'm too lazy to look back one page.
Still, great minds on the side of the Opposition think nastier!
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Team are in a quest scouting through Level 2 when they come across Smirkenorff!
Treguard: Pickle have a Softmint...
Pickle: Thankyou Sir!
Smirkenorff: I don't suppose you'd have any dragon mints, would you?
Dungeoneer: Unfortunately not...
Smirkenorff: I thought I heard the dungeon master offering mints out there?
Dungeoneer: Yes... But... err... those are Softmints not Dragon Mints...
Smirkenorff: ...no excuse...
Dungeoneer: ...they're too small...
Smirkenorff: ...no excuse...
Dungeoneer: ...they're not as good as...
Smirkenorff: ...no excuse...
Dungeoneer: Oh for christ sake!
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My reworked version that doesn't bring back dreadful memories....
Treguard: Oh dear, what a pity that simon got incinerated there. No matter. Would you like a jelly baby before you're off on your way home?
(Advisors accept)
Pickle: You don't think you've become TOO nice, master, do you?
Treguard: Not at all my dungeon friend, my pal Pickle.
Lord Fear: Treguard! What is the meaning of sending me these tulips? you know I prefer dandelions!
Treguard: There weren't any at the florists, I'm sorry.
Knicemare.
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The Dungeoneer enters the ante-chamber ready to start his quest but the chamber is completely empty.
Curious he goes to the window and looks outside. Treguard is sat on a deckchair with his trouser legs rolled up, a string vest on and a hanky on his head.
Pickle is cavorting around holding a long piece of string with a large red diamond flying at the other end of it.
Just another day on CITV classic Kitemare
GroanGroan*
Right, I'm off to kick elderberries.
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