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    Emii
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    To make it not last so long and less difficult, post verses. Everyone should know this one. See how long we can keep it going before it wears out...ONE VERSE EACH, PEOPLE, and copy and paste the one before...

    What do we do with the drunken Sly Hands

    What do we do with the drunken Sly Hands

    What do we do with the drunken Sly Hands

    Early in the dungeons

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      Emii
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      Put him in the stocks and let Gundrada at him

      Put him in the stocks and let Gundrada at him

      Put him in the stocks and let Gundrada at him

      Early in the dungeon

      What do we do with an annoying jester

      What do we do with an annoying jester

      What do we do with an annoying jester

      Early in the dungeon

      [Oh come on I know its sad but it's not hard!  ;D]

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        MoanaLiza
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        Put him in the stocks and throw cabbages at him

        Put him in the stocks and throw cabbages at him

        Put him in the stocks and throw cabbages at him

        Early in the dungeon!

        (sorry can't think of nothing better though!)

        What do we do with an angry ogre

        What do we do with an angry ogre

        What do we do with an angry ogre

        Early in the dungeon

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          Guest
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          Run away before he sees us

          Run away before he sees us

          Run away before he sees us

          Early in the dungeon

          What do we do with a Goblin Horn

          What do we do with a Goblin Horn

          What do we do with a Goblin Horn

          Early in the dungeon

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            Dunshelm
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            What should we do with a dungeoneer?

            What should we do with a dungeoneer?

            What should we do with a dungeoneer?

            Put him down the wellway!

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              Emii
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              Run away before he sees us

              Run away before he sees us

              Run away before he sees us

              Early in the dungeon

              What do we do with a Goblin Horn

              What do we do with a Goblin Horn

              What do we do with a Goblin Horn

              Early in the dungeon

              Blow it at Skarkill till he claps 'em on you

              Blow it at Skarkill till he claps 'em on you

              Blow it at Skarkill till he claps 'em on you

              Early in the dungeon

              [Now go back up to Dunshelm's verse and if it is to be carried on, change "put him down the wellway" to "early in the dungeon" - Welcome, Dunshelm btw!]

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