War of The Dungeon Hags.
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hugs Motley Congrats!
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I think it's really only a two way 'horserace' if you ask me out of Mildred and Mrs. G. I can't remember Heggaty so I can't really comment and Mistress Goody didn't really make much of an appearance. I don't remember Mildred and can only go by what I've read and heard and by clips so for me Mrs. G has to be my favourite. Her voice and the things she used to say and how she used to say them, mostly when she was talking about her beloved pooch or whatever it was as she said she didn't know what he was.
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I'll keep this post out-of-character, although I have a funny feeling I might venture an in-character one later on, teehee. You all know who my vote is for already, but I'll go through the motions of considering the other candidates for "best hag".
Starting with my least favourite, Mistress Goody, who wasn't really very threatening or convincing, although her magic broom thing was kinda funny, and she deserves some points for locking Merlin in the stocks.
Third for me is Heggatty, who was quite funny sometimes, especially the "Firestones no good to Heggatty" incident, but not really hugely memorable.
Mildread was a good character, and suitably threatening and evil. Trying to make a nice broth out of dungeoneers is fine by me, and her little party piece of impersonating Treguard so the real Treguard looked as if he was inhumanly constipated probably still goes down well at Dungeon Christmas parties.
But there's only one winner, for me. Since I've made her case so many times on this forum already, and based so much of my own incarnation here on her, I don't think I really need to explain it further. Rack up another vote for La Grimwold, Queen of the Hags, and throw her darling quasi-canine some bones so she has time to collect her award when she gets her husband to kill the competition if she wins.
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Just one thing: I think that the 'Firestones no good to Heggaty' incident should count as a 'kill' for Heggaty (because she refused to give Sumaya the password for the Dreadnaught). If you counted a 'kill' with Julius Scaramonger and the goblin (Chris in series 5), then I think this definitely counts as a 'kill'.
And Mildread only appeared in series 2, not series 1 (so just one series, not two).
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Ooooooo, this is a difficult one. I really like Mrs G, she caused my parents much alarm by being responsible for me shouting "SHUT UP FESTUS!" at random intervals. but I also like Mildread, and she gets bonus points for threatening to cook Gretel in a pot.
Then again, since Mildread failed to make me attempt to trick my younger siblings into jumping in a cooking pot, I vote for Mrs G.
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but I also like Mildread, and she gets bonus points for threatening to cook Gretel in a pot.
That joke is recycled from http://jen.radish-spirit.com/obsessions/knightmare.html , which is well worth a visit, btw, for anyone who wants a slightly light-humoured look at KM-past, but wants something a little funnier than some of these people who write things without having ever seen the show. Despite the designer sometimes stealing jokes outrageously from certain bald-wizard-hag composites, it's definitely worth a chuckle or two.
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That joke is recycled from http://jen.radish-spirit.com/obsessions/knightmare.html , which is well worth a visit, btw, for anyone who wants a slightly light-humoured look at KM-past, but wants something a little funnier than some of these people who write things without having ever seen the show. Despite the designer sometimes stealing jokes outrageously from certain bald-wizard-hag composites, it's definitely worth a chuckle or two.
Thank you for the blatant plug! Though when you said "slightly light-humoured" you really meant "excessively sarcastic and abusive". ;D
And I did not steal jokes! I just borrowed them...
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Mrs. G!!! ;D for two reasons 1. she's funny and 2. She said that if I dont vote for her she'd send Festus after me....
I did not, dearie! Don't you try getting me into trouble like that. All I said was that if you didn't vote for your favourite neighbourhood Grimwold, I'd send Festus after you to escort you safely through the levels, since all my crazed fans might decide to get revenge against you, dearie. And before anyone else says it, the maps of Level 1 I IMed to 250 other posters were a gift, pure and simple, and weren't tied to voting for me, dearie. Now it may be true that my hubbie has clubbed to death some people who were going to vote for Heggatty, but it definitely was not me who spent five hours of her precious time getting it into his thick skull that he had to do it. I will admit, dearies, there's not been the best relationship between the candidates since this contest was announced. Thankfully so far I've avoided falling for Mildread's "That pot in the middle of the room is a nice jacuzzi" trick. And since this is a family forum, I won't tell you all where I stuck Goody's magic broom- safe to say, though, that she's no longer in the running. Well, it's not just running, I doubt she'll be moving at all with a broom stuck...
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YES WELL.... IF I HEAR ABOUT ANY FOUL PLAY BY ANY CONTESTENT OR ANY OF THERE SUPPORTERS (OR PETS YES MRS. GRIMWOLD I'M LOOKING AT YOU.)"
"WELL NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY WILL FIND THEM SELVES CLAPED IN IRONS AND ON THERE WAY FOR A "TALK" WITH TINY."
"HEHEHE.... LOVELY (WELL FOR ME THAT IS)."
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I Know its late but it sliped my mind. (Thanks to GG for reminding me.)
Her is the result of the poll I Set up last year.
In The War of the dungeon Hags it was
MILDREAD vs MRS. GRIMWOLD vs MISSTRESS GOODY vs HEGGETY.
Here are the results
Misstres Goody: 0
Heggety: 1
Mildread: 3
Mrs Grimwold: 5
So The winner by 2 votes
MRS GRIMWOLD.
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-expect extended RP response tomorrow, but for now...-
In your face, Mildread, you sneaky lying cheating pathetic excuse for a pastry cook!
You know where you can go stick your magic broom, Goody.
Hegs, I would say something supremely witty at your expense, if you had something remotely resembling a personality to mock. So sorry, dearie.
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