We Three Advisors
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Sworn a team in Treguard's chamber;
Crowns we seek as the fruits of our labour;
Quest forever, ceasing never,
[ADVISOR GIVES THE TEAM MEMBER NEXT TO HIM A DIRTY LOOK]
I'm getting annoyed with my neighbour.
O, quest of thunder, quest of fright,
He can't see so we're his sight,
Life force reading: vim receding,
Grab some food then be a knight.
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We three advisors of Worcestershire are,
Gonna go all the way far,
Simon and Derek, Dungeoneer Barry and Daniel,
Baz's mouth is our star.
Eh? That doesn't seem a very close modification of:
Frankincense to offer have I;
Incense owns a Deity nigh;
Prayer and praising, all men raising,
Worship Him, God on High.
Oh well
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I don't think many people have ever sung that far into the song! I certainly had never heard of anything beyond the first verse. Perhaps simply having differing versions of the first verse is the way forward for this topic...
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Hehe! Well I think that just about finishes it!
WE THREE ADVISORS:
We three advisors of series five be,
Bearing pens we scribble with glee,
tunnel and dungeon, goblins will bludgeon,
Following quests you see.
O, quest of thunder, quest of fright,
He can't see so we're his sight,
Life force reading: vim receding,
Grab some food then be a knight.
Sworn a team in Treguard's chamber;
Crowns we seek as the fruits of our labour;
Quest forever, ceasing never,
[ADVISOR GIVES THE TEAM MEMBER NEXT TO HIM A DIRTY LOOK]
I'm getting annoyed with my neighbour.
O, quest of thunder, quest of fright,
He can't see so we're his sight,
Life force reading: vim receding,
Grab some food then be a knight.
We four boys of Uddingston are,
Hunting for... GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUB,
GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUB,
GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUB,
GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUB-GLUUUUUB!
O, quest of thunder, quest of fright,
He can't see so we're his sight,
Life force reading: vim receding,
Grab some food then be a knight.
A bar of gold to offer have I;
Hand over the lootings or the end is nigh;
Com dungeoneer, the Descendor's raising,
Watch out for Mogdred, or else you will die.
O, quest of thunder, quest of fright,
He can't see so we're his sight,
Life force reading: vim receding,
Grab some food then be a knight.
your death here; you will fall to your doom
And lie forever in the gathering gloom;
Sorrowing, sighing, almost crying,
why did we sidestep left in the block and tackle room.
O, quest of thunder, quest of fright,
He can't see so we're his sight,
Life force reading: vim receding,
Grab some food then be a knight.
Glorious quest winners will now arise,
They retrived the sacred cup of life,
And Treguard says well Hallelujah!"
Hallelujah!" the team replies.
Yaay!
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Now for the uncut version - with all the alternative verses, Including Zagor's and Drassil's:
'We three monks: Strange, Cedric and Mace,
One of us won't show you his face,
Wearing habits,
Tend to rabbit,
Monks are we by God's grace.'
- Drassil
We three advisors of Worcestershire are,
Gonna go all the way far,
Simon and Derek, Dungeoneer Barry and Daniel,
Baz's mouth is our star.
- Zagor
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