Parody of Wonderboy by Tenacious D

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Is anyone here a Tenacious D fan? this is based on the more neutral Treguard (S1+2) starting the powers that be.

High above the mucky - muck, castle of confusion,

There sits Dungeonboy, sitting oh so proudly.

Not much to say when you're high above the losing quests.

Yeah, yeah.

Dungeoneer, what is the secret of your power?

Dungeoneer, won't you take me far away from the Mogred man?

{spoken}

Now it's time for me to tell you about The dungeon master observer and watcher of the Dungeoneer, with powers superior to Dungeonboy.

What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of spite?

That do anything for ya? That's a lotta anger, holmes.

How 'bout the power to dismiss a dungeoneer from 200 yards away...

With spellcasting! That's evil eye vision, Kyle.

How 'bout the power to move you?

{sung}

Powers that be and young dungeoneer,

Riggah - goo - goo, riggah - goo - goo.

A secret to be told, a gold cup to behold,

And airing soon with series three - pure harmony, yeow!

Dungeoneer, what is the secret of your power?

Dungeoneer, won't you take me far away from the Mogdred Man ?

{spoken}

Well, Young Dungeeoner and the dungeonmaster joined forces;

They made a pledge the likes of which have never been seen,

And they called themselves the powers that be That's right,

{sung}

Me! And Beardy!

{Treguard Spoken}That's me.

{sung}

We're now The poooowerrrrs that be!

Come fly with me, fly!

Dungeoneer, what is the secret of your power?

Dungeoneer, won't you take me far away from the Mogdred man,

Oh!

{spoken}

Take this knapsack!

Young Dungeoneer, and we'll guide!

Dont take the broadsword.

Read the note.

Skarkill wants to slice your throat!

The boatman will take you through the castle moat.

You take the wellway,

I'll take the dragon.

There, the cup,

Fill it with your mighty

juice.