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    Emii
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    Heh - I hardly ever sucked my thumb before now and I still needed braces! Can't win, can we Snowwie?  ::)

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      Drassil
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      My sister ended up needing braces because she'd made herself bucktoothed by excessive thumb-sucking; but when I had braces it wasn't for that reason.

      There is a member of my family who doesn't suck her thumb, but chews it, to the point of squeaking; I can't attempt to justify it...

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      • HStormH
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        HStorm
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        #17

        Some kind of auto-cannibalism fetish?

        I have a cousin who had the most horizontal teeth imaginable because of thumb-sucking, and she had the most elaborate mixture of braces for day to night use, but these days you'd never believe it. Pristine teeth from cheek to cheek. How does she do it?

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          HStorm
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          #18

          'Ang on, how did we get onto this subject in the first place?

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            Emii
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            #19

            Sorry - my bad

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            • HStormH
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              HStorm
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              #20

              Oh yeah.

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                Malefact
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                I've never sucked my thumb in my life but I do bite my nails.

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                  Elita
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                  My New Year's Resolutions are to finish working on my website so that 60% of the links AREN'T 404s, to get a better job, and to collect the mightiest Brettonian Warhammer army this side of the border.

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                  • SkarkillS
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                    Skarkill
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                    #23

                    My new years resalution........

                    To better myself.

                    By locking more people in the stocks I was down on the 2002 total.

                    Hay Elita heres a better resalution for you.

                    You could better yourself as well.

                    JUST DON'T OPEN YOUR GOB.  ;D

                    "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.............LOVELY."

                    Seriously my Resalution is to try my damdest to suceed in my colage studies.

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                      Elita
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                      Well Skarky, I was hoping I wouldn't have to use this, but... pulls out the Lighting Rod she nicked from Treguard Right. Why don't you call that bloody dragon again?

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                        Skarkill
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                        "OH BOTHER."

                        "Now look Miss Elita You don't want to use that thing."

                        "Look just put it down theres a good little elf."

                        "PUT IT DOWN BEFOR YOU BLOW US TO KINGDOM COME YOU DAFT LITTLE ELF BRAT."

                        "You fire that thing at me and you'll leve a crater that would rival your mouth in size."

                        "I'm getting out of here."

                        "Down here Lissard breath."

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                          HStorm
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                          #26

                          Call it a draw?

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                            Elita
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                            Oh no. you're going to fly away on the dragon. Eek. Whatever will I do? Curses, foiled again.

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                              Skarkill
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                              #28

                              "I Always knew you wernt to bright Elf Brat."

                              "You have the Lightning rod and you don't even use it to shoot Bhal-Sheba out of the sky."

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                                Elita
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                                I WAS WAITING FOR THE BLOODY LIZARD TO GRAB YOU BEFORE I BLASTED YOU, STUPID!

                                This way I don't get caught in the blast, duh!

                                and blasts Bhal-sheba (and Skarkill) with the lightning rod

                                Happy landings, faceache!

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                                  Skarkill
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                                  #30

                                  "ELITAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

                                  "ARR, OH, OW, ORR OUUE OH THIS IS VERY UN-LOVELY OR GOD ITS BUSTED ME LEG AGINE, YOU ROTTERN LITTLE CVANER ELF BRAT."

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                                    HStorm
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                                    #31

                                    Oooooooooo nasty... Kentucky fried Dragon.

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                                      Elita
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                                      HA! Stupid slagrat. Anyway, better put this back before Old Beardy notices it's gone... and runs off

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                                      • SkarkillS
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                                        Skarkill
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                                        #33

                                        "I'll get you you little Elf brat."

                                        (Now I know why as a kid I always had a crush on the character of Elita, She was rudy dangerous and far too hot to handale.)

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                                        • HStormH
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                                          HStorm
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                                          #34

                                          Tough luck, Skarkill. Stephanie Hesp got married about eleven years ago. I think there's a photo from the ceremony in the "Adventurer's Club" archives.

                                          Another illusion shttered, eh?

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