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Caption Contest 3

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    GrimaldineGrimwold
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    "I just took a quick dip in the Sewers of Goth. Nothing to worry about: I'm sure it'll wash out."

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      I remember Orville + Cuddles the animated cartoon thing.  Utter duff.

      "I'm doing my bit to promote recycling, young dungeoneer".

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        GrimaldineGrimwold
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        After seeing the amazing craftsmanship on Grimaldine's staff, Hordriss was green with envy.

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          Emii
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          ...and then turned green with sickness as Grimaldine offered to have a go at his own staff.

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            Guest
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            Anyway, hello to you all!!  ;D

            Hello geezer!  😉

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              Guest
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              Christ:o

              STEADY ON WITH THE LANGUAGE NOW

              😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮

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                Guest
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                Anyhow, back on to the subject of captions:  ;D

                "Sometimes  I doubt Nic capturing stills from his old all-green filter screen"

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                  GrimaldineGrimwold
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                  "No, Sidriss, that wasn't the GROWME spell. Are you sure you didn't cast GREENME instead?"

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                    The production team suddenly realise that the Chromakey has gone all horribly wrong  ;D

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                      Emii
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                      The production team suddenly realise that the Chromakey has gone all horribly wrong  ;D

                      LOL! I love it!

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                        Cheers  😉

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                          Emii
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                          Hordriss: "Ah-haaa! My amazing stealth...such cunning...such genius...nobody will spot me in my new camoflage gear against this red brick..."

                          Sidriss: in loud whisper "Daddy's colour-blind, but he won't admit it!"

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                            Mind you, red mixed with green just isn't a good idea  😉

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                              Emii
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                              That makes brown, doesn't it?

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                                Knightmare, the computer-created Dungeon. Now witness the untold stories - what happens to the inhabitants if that computer crashes?

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                                  That makes brown, doesn't it?

                                  Indeed, it's the colour of something that comes out of your backside which is exactly what happened to the production team when they found out about that serious muck-up with the chromakey  :-X

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                                    Knightmare, the computer-created Dungeon. Now witness the untold stories - what happens to the inhabitants if that computer crashes?

                                    Why, they face temporal (possibly permanent) disruption of course!  ;D

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                                      GrimaldineGrimwold
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                                      Knightmare, the computer-created Dungeon. Now witness the untold stories - what happens to the inhabitants if that computer crashes?

                                      Or if a computer virus got into it, and created thousands of Pookas all over the dungeon. The whole cast running around trying to fend off lots of grinning green things.

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                                        Emii
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                                        LOL! That's hilarious! I can just see Tim Child running around the dungeon with a net...

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                                          Or if a computer virus got into it, and created thousands of Pookas all over the dungeon. The whole cast running around trying to fend off lots of grinning green things.

                                          Oooer

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