KM Blind date?
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Oh dear, I knew someone would do this eventually...
Velda would be the girl in the hot-seat, and she'd choose from Folly, Fatilla the Hun and Skarkill. Poor cow.
"How would you worthless mortals tickle my fancy? That question's for number one."
"Well with my folderol working away at all angles, you'll never want for pleasure again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Same question for number two."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuh... I'd blip yoooooou... and I'd blop yooooooou... till you were beggin' for it, hur hur hur hur."
"And again for number three."
"I'd do something for you in irons... luvly!"
Velda definitely wouldn't choose Skarkill, of course, 'cos she's allergic to the touch of iron. And besides Rayner Bourton's an ugly git.
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LOL< maybe we should put Lord Fear as the guy the girls want to date! Kinda obvious, but it'd be amusing to see what LF would come out with!
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Heh, maybe Majida should be a choice for him!
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Throws things at PhoenixFlame.
Leave Majida alone! She's mine, damn you all!
Don't worry, I won't get in your way...
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I think Mildred is probably a real desperate one. Maybe she'll pick that poor old fool, yes you know which one I mean.
Yes, the poor dear, she only needs some love and I'm sure she'd ditch her witchy ways and buy some skin cream to alleviate the evil greyness. I could also imagine her settling down with the host of El Rescate del Talisman. I'd even offer her my soulmate, Gretel, as a Wedding Gift.
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