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Things WE would never say...

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    Skarkill
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    Skarkill: Forget the irons! everyone got bored of my Skarkill imitations ages ago, I've decided to do Fidjit next.

    Have Igot boreing?

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      Guest
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      Course not! The joke was more about Fidjit impressions;

      Skarkill: I'm not going to put RMR in the irons for calling me boring!

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        Billy
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        SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

        BillyH: There was a HUGE bootsale on yesterday...but meh, couldn't be bothered going.

        Knightmaredave: actually i prefer 'oh dear, what a pity' to 'ooh, nasty'.

        Alex Smith: The first winning team was...hang on, It's at the back of my head...erm...was...erm...it's coming to me...ah, forget it. Series 1, I think.

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          Barry and Co: Knightmare? Yeah we were on that, the show with Pat Sharp and the go karts right?

          BVA: The series 8 life force clock was in fact a bramwell tart

          HStorm: I wrote a new fan fic and it's available in post it note size! Yes it's really that short!

          Emii: My new forum is going to be "Below The School" where you can create a moleperson and engage in fascinating adventures below KMBS!

          Lord_Bob: Truth be told, RMR made all of my best posts

          (This is true but he'd never say it was!)

          Ringmasterrob: I've thought of a great new original character name, 100% cliche free!

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            MoanaLiza
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            SCOTT901: WHEN AREN'T YOU SHOWING IT

            I think that he's actially figured out when it's being shown, but insists on keep reminding everyone when it's on. I guess he thinks we will forget before them, aww bless him !

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              darkDescender
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              HStorm: "Y'know, I think i'll take a break from making up snarky comments for a while"

              Dark Descender: "Stuff Skarkill! Raptor was way better than him!"

              Skarkill: "I say, do you mind awfuly if I put my irons on you?

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