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I think I'm a banana tree

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    SemtexJack
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    Don't Drink?????? Dark ones!!!! Get him!

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      Drassil
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      Welcome to the Forum, Jack. There is potential for you to have a great time around here.

      The title of this thread seems to be from a song by Queen - and there are plenty of Queen fans on the Forum too!

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        Kieran
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        Good greetings to you, as usual I wish you have a long and happy stay here at the Knightmare camp.

        Not 'camp' as in the 'oh hello there' greeting on the forum, but camp as in....Yeah well you get the idea.

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          Skarkill
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          Oh Good More Victims errr. I mean Knewbies.

          Welcome to the KM Disscusion Forum.

          Adveture, Illusion, Nostagler, Magic and Danger at your finger tips.

          And I'm ONE of The Dangers.

          Skarkill's what I'm Called an I'm The Forums Resident Goblin Master.

          SO if I hunts yer down and catches yer.............

          "IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER."

          "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY."

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            SemtexJack
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            Ah Skarkill,

            So nice to finally meet you. The Goblins have told me much about your benevolance.

            The title is indeed from Queen's 'I'm going slightly mad'.

            Now, if you'll excuse me. I have flowers to crush.

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              Snowwiewolf
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              A late hi! I'm snowwie the local elven wolfy If I turn you in to a block of ice its not personal. turns Skarkill in to a block of ice but if I turn Skarlett in to ice its just for fun

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                Fidjit
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                And yousa into a lemon pie...

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                  Emii
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                  Hihi SJ! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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                    Skarkill
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                    turns Skarkill in to a block of ice but if I turn Skarlett in to ice its just for fun

                    Oh your not going to start calling me that are you?

                    I've got enough with Elita calling me Goblin-Boy.

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                      Emii
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                      Can I call you Patch?

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                        Skarkill
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                        Can I call you Patch?

                        Emii.

                        START RUNNING. 😠

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                          SemtexJack
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                          Okay Skarkill,

                          Can I call you Bob?

                          Or maybe My Lord. Or Sir?

                          Or Pete?

                          Your choice.

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                            Skarkill
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                            The Only nick names I allow are Skarky and Skarks.

                            (Because I personaly like them. )

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                              Fidjit
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                              Can I call you Patch?
                              Isn't that meant to be my name... I'm covered in 'em!

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                                SemtexJack
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                                My only other nickname is Whistler, on account of I whistle through my nose when I sleep.

                                Not that any of you really needed to be informed of that. Ho hum.

                                Right, I'm off to be nasty to Thora Hird. Time to put some nettles on her stairlift. Bwahahahaha.

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                                  HeathclifftheBard
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                                  Madness, madness I tell yers!

                                  EEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEEEE!

                                  I must go now. My planet needs me.

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                                    SemtexJack
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                                    Madness, Madness, They call it Madness. Well, if this is Madness, then I'm filled with Gladness.

                                    I must also leave in 6 hours.......my Venus Fly Trap needs feeding.....no where did I put that filthy Dungeoneer?

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                                      Snowwiewolf
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                                      I'll call you Skarlett when I'm going to turn you in to something

                                      Oh and that dungeneer just jumped out the window.

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                                        MoanaLiza
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                                        Right, I'm off to be nasty to Thora Hird. Time to put some nettles on her stairlift. Bwahahahaha.

                                        What's wrong with her? What has she done to you then? You do realise she's not still around anymore to defend herself. I'd say let her rest in peace!

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                                          FrightKnight
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                                          I'll have you know I was the first cartoonist to do a cartoon showing her going to heaven on a stairlift. It was quite sweet, actually.

                                          God bless.

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