Yes Please

37Herbie Thinks: Amazing how many people responde to a freebie

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ebernezer good Parody. Pure Genius! Can imagine Sylvester Hands singing that at a Japanese Karaoke with the Samurai sharpening his blade at the back of the audience

Welcome to the Forum

There's plenty of random gibberish and viewpoints to keep you entertained I'm sure. Get involved and enjoy yourself!

Behind Door 22.........

A Bread Roll that looks distinctly like Cedric

Behind Door 19.........

Best shut the door again quickly

Aw come on, I've only been on here about 3 months! Ah well, may as well leave it here for now (newbies can see it and the original reference in the post after it!

Behind Door 18...........

AN UPPER PILL (Now you can return to normal size)

In the Style of Casper the Friendly Ghost

Casper the friendly key

The Friendliest key you know

Though HStorm might burn him on sight

The Dungeoneers love him so.

Casper the Friendly Key

He loves to solve puzzles mean

He'll talk and guide, solve puzzels all day

The Friendliest key you've seen

He will always say "put me down" but is really glad to meet ya

Wherever he gets taken he is kind to every creature

HStorm don't understand why Dungeoneers take the key

But Dungeoneers all know he loves them so, Capser the friendly key

Behind Door 15....

A Firestone

"Hi I'm Slyvester Feet, like Hands only the Other Way Round"

Oh poo!

Screws up the fanfic I was writing about Sly's sister, Sylvia Feet, and glumly sits with face resting on fists.

Great minds think alike hey

"Hi I'm Slyvester Feet, like Hands only the Other Way Round"

Behind Door 14...........

The Sheild of Justice

(A Bit of a Turnup for the books)

Well, I suppose Lookalikes would count here (Admin Emma on the Knightmare Roleplaying Game Forum came up with this one)

Made me laugh

Behind Door 13......

Sylvester's Left Hand

Shame you was not a Dungeoneer in Series 1 or 2 as that could be hillarious

HStorm picks up the Key from the table

Key: Oi, put me down, put me down, what are you doing?

HStorm: What are you then?

Key: I'm Casper, Casper the aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

HStorm drops the now burning key and leaves it to completely disintegrate

37Herbie walks into a new Forum Thread and finds a Well before him

Treguard: "Well Done 37Herbie, somehow you have managed to survive long enough to find a wellway into Level 2, although how you managed this I am still not too clear on!"

37Herbie: "I am not sure but I must be doing something right!"

Treguard: "Indeed you must. Well you must go onwards and Downwards and this is where the path has taken you. In Level 2 you will find most of it is the same as Level 1 but the random chance of meeting a Sticky End does dramatically Increase. Be brave 37Herbie and enter that wellway"

37Herbie: "Ok Treguard, I will continue onwards"

37Herbie climbs into the Well and descends down to Level 2

When you put your mobile phone inside a shell so you can tell everyone about your new ShellPhone

A dungeneer Walks through the entrance portal from the Ante Chamber and enters The Matirx....

A Breakout of the opposition at the start of Series 5 singing a musical

(Sang in the style of Springtime for Hitler - The Producers)

[Opposition]

Opposition was having trouble

What a sad sad story

Needed a new leader

To restore the Crown of Glory

Where oh where was he?

Where could that evil be?

We looked around and then they found

the man for you and me

[Skarkill]

And Now it's....

[Opposition]

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

Winteria is on a mission!

We're marching to a faster pace

Look Out, we've captured Brother Mace!

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

Mount Fear can rule once more

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

Watch Out Treguard, you've become a bore!

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

[Opposition]

Look, it's springtime

[Skarkill]

Winter for Scaramonger

[Opposition]

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

[Opposition]

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

[Skarkill]

Come on opposition go into your dance!

[Sylverster Hands]

I woz born in Ingerland

und that iz why they call me hands

[Aesandra]

Don't be stupid, be a smarty

Join the Opposition party

[Goblin #1]

Lord Fear is coming, Lord Fear is coming, Lord Fear is coming!

[Sylvester Hands]

Hail My lord

[Aesandra]

Hail My Lord

[Skarkill]

Hail My lord

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

[Opposition]

Hail My Lord

[Lord Fear]

Hail myself

Hail to me

I'm the Lord

Who's Really Mean!

Hail Myself

Bow your Heads

for Dungeoneers

Are Forseen Deads!

Everything I do, I do to Win!

[Opposition]

Yes You do!

[Lord Fear]

If your looking for evil, here is every Sin!

Hail myself

Raise your beer

[Opposition]

Aaayyeee!!

[Lord Fear]

Every Opposition member stand and cheer!

[Opposition]

Horrayy!

Every Happy Opposition

[Lord Fear]

Hail myself!

[Opposition]

Every Happy Opposition....

[Lord Fear]

...stand and cheer!

[Goblins]

The Lord is causing a Knightmare!

He's got those Dungeoneers on the run

Down to tourturing their Mum!

The Lord is causing a Knigtmare!

They can't say "no" to his devils

They're freaking out in foreign levels

He's got the whole dungeon including Nevelles (Couldn't think of a 3rd word to rhyme)

The Lord is causing a Knightmare!

[Lord Fear]

I was just a paper hanger

No one was more bored

Got a phone call from Mogdred

He told me I was a Lord

Opposition was blue

What, oh, what to do?

Hitched up my pants

and had a dance

Now Opposition smiling through!

But it wasn't always so easy...

It was 1987. Mogdred was working the Big Dungeon and I....

I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.

Someone mastered the dungeon. And would you believe it?

They made me Goblin Master. Goblin Master!

It ain't no mystery

If it's politics or History

the thing you gotta know is

Everything is show biz

Hail myself

Watch my Show

I'm the Leader

Dontcha now

We are crossing boarders

the new Dungeon order is here

Make a great big smile

Everyone say hail to me

Wonderful me!

And now it's........

[Cut to BBC]

Monty Python's Flying Circus.......

Sets fire to the Calendar

OOhhhhhhh Nasty!