I'm not sure but should be one of mine!!

yo, i hear ya!

really? try these...

a fly on the wall documentary about a high ranking local councillor, obsessed woth Knightmare, who moves to a leafy suburb. we'd call it "A Knightmayor on elm street"

or a mini series about the lover of a very pleasant yet successful dungeoner with the ability to travel through time: "Goodknight sweetheart".

new members find it hard to grasp all of the subtle nuances that a true helmet lover like yourself has obviously got to grips with.

i'll try again - how about a new idea for a real (not VR) version of Knightmare, in which many of the characters are dead and there is a bonus if contestants also solve the murder. a cross between Silent Witness and Knightmare. "Silent Knight" it could be called.

Or maybe we could campain for a FILM version, about a dungeoneer who had an illness that only manifested at weekends. we'd call it "saturday Knight fever"

Or how about a new version of Knight Rider, featuring ...no maybe not.

Sleegol takes no prisoners. (they usually get away)

i can't believe you've removed your helmet. are you post-op?

can you put your hand on your helmet and say that?

it was a single barreled pump action jobbie, and tregurad once shot pickle in the face. messy

the shotgun was symbolic

greetings ange lord evil,

will you bow and kiss the helmet?

the bottle was symbolic.

Never apologise for you love of the helmet! Who loves helmets like you do? no one! you have a very special relationship with the helmet and i can see it gives you a great deal of pleasure. Helmet lovers unite!

A blantant lover of helmets.

Sleegol is the the mistress of all helmet wearers. All who show resistance will be taken into a dark and dank passage and pumped for information. Resistance is futile. LOVE THE HELMET!! Be good to your helmet, and each others.

Treguard once angered me (didn't return my calls) and got a right roasting as a result and ended up in a pickle...

Moana Liza, i see we have much in common...my helmet also deviates neither to the left or the right. I like to stand tall, straight and proud for all to see.

Skargill, i have many things that may please you that are golden. Showers of gifts for all beneath me; golden wonders; golden grahams; and golden balls.

Aranel, I am pleased that you have the strength in your well practised arm to go solo with your own helmet. Yet, sooner or later you will realise the power of others attending to your helmet and you will join my crusade.

Kieran, what is this "character" idea of which you speak? I AM Sleegol, aka Slee the Helmet Queen. Everyone may enjoy my helmet, you too may approach and touch it.

I am gladdened that all who enter the forum are clearly unabashed lovers of the helmet. You have beaten off the powers of other helmets and are sticking to the one true helmet. Stick well, my minions. Stay sticky.

Remember to keep up your end in the campaign for a character called Slee the Helmet Queen in the new series of Knightmare. Only this way can a new series be achieved. All who satisfy will be well rewarded in the kingdom of Gimpania!

Slee the Helmet Queen has graced your forum. Thou must bow down and kiss the helmet. I am all seeing and all knowing as Treguard will attest. He has much experience of the power my helmet posesses.

I see you when you are alone with your own helmets, just as I was once alone with mine. Now I have legions of followers all begging to enter my secure fortress. Only the mightiest Helmet bearers will be admitted.

My kingdom is golden. Shower me with riches.

by the way - in the new series of Knightmare, can there be a character called Slee the Helmet Queen?

Ah Fidgit! Will you be a follower of Slee the Helmet Queen? Will you unite with these other Helmet lovers and crusade for my character to be in the new series of Knightmare?

Using the power of my helmet, you can become invisible and, wielding your sword, slip undetected into any forbidden caves or crevasses that may hold jewells. you can fight through the undergrowth and stick it to the enemy.

Join me.

I am the Powers That Be! I am Sleegol the helmet Queen.

What are these things you earthlings call "carry on films"? this is going way, way over my helmet.

Brollachan - believe me, my helmet is completely different. It is more powerful than you can possibly imagine. When fully polished off, it shines in the darkness.

Well said HStorm, my loyal subject. No one should idly toss the helmet to one side. It must stand tall and proud.

Unity is the answer.

Helmet lovers - we must come together!

Join me, we must tell the world. we must no longer lock ourselves in a small darkened room to express our love for the helmet.

I need to earn NOTHING! I am the helmet queen! Anyone who bashes the helmet will not be tolerated. Who is with me?