"Dooly"

"The Dunnswater is deep and cold, the fare for crossing is silver and gold"

"Hands like feet but down the other end of ya body"

"Revalanti"

Here's a few for the KM brewary

Mace's Brandy or how about stout

Smirkanauf Vodka or Smirkanauf Ice

Hordris light

Fear Export

Treguard special brew

yes, I think Folly called it dungeon juice.

Has anyone heard of Hobgoblin Ale, its real you can get it at Sainsbury's.

I alsways found the deaths of Mave (series 1), Akash (Series 2), Julie (Serioes 3) and the one in series 5 that blew the golbin horn.

I reckon a funny death would be if Oakley had ever killed anyone. He would probably have dropped the large branche of the dungeoneer's head.

How can you have dragon rides without open spaces?

"Julie, ask the goblins if they'd like a present."

"Ah yes, the lootings and the pillagings, and the bonkings and the tonkings on the head ofcourse. Well this is the orders you know."

Pickle: "Dicken's got the horn master."

Motley: "Your leg over and bosh your in."

Mug the Gargoyle: Doom

Olaf: Lost Vikings

I think it would be good if episodes lasted a bit longer, an hour is too long but maybe 35 minutes or at least the full 30 minutes.

I'd make the Elven characters more important and put Pickle into the game rather than making him an assistant.

There would always be a clue room guardian and I'd get rid of the open spaces. I'd prefer to keep KM in the dungeons.

Also I'd introduce that swinging blade room that never made it into series 4.

I'd also use some characters that would only be used once.

I'd also put cavernwights into level 3 and bring in more hobgoblins.

Stilletta: Tomb Raider

Gibbet: Thief

Greystagg: Hexen

Grippa, Rhak n Tiny: Unreal Tournament

Lissard: Aquatic Games or Robocod

Lord Fear: Megalomania

Snapper Jack: Weekest link

Mogdred: Warioland

Ah, yeah, probably did, so what!

I think Lissard's favourite game would have to be sardines.

Grippa and Rhak become the new Ant and Dec. Grippa n Rhak's Saturday night takeaway.

I can imagion Sylvester hands singing it or maybe Motley.

What about the goblins, what do they eat?

I don't think it made many difference what quest someone was on. There wa a bit in series 4 when Merriss asked a dungeonere what their quest was, the dungeonere said the shild (I think) and Merriss replied with "if you had said the sword I would have been forced to destroy you." I reckon she'd have said the same thing about the shield if they'd have taken the sword, cup or crown.

Well, I wouldn't trust Fatilla to pick them up. What would they get, pizza for Ridolpho, curry for Nemanor, Chines for Ah Wok and Lissard would have fish n chips.

What aobut Lord fear, what would serve him if he came round for dinner?

A meieval style banquet in the great hall of Dunshelm castle.

Motley and Folly could do the entertainment

Gretel, Mellisandre and Romana could be serving whenches.

Mildread could be the cook

Mistress Goody could sweep up afterwards.

Hordriss could make coctails (watch out for anything with Etruscan brandy in it)

Fatilla would probably eat all the food before anyone else could get near it.

A corridor of blades similation (foam blades maybe).