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For all the comedians out there.

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  • Knightmare-related musical parodies

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    Based on the Backstreet Boys song I Want It That Way (1999). Official video I am a flier Who can breathe fire I came to Fridays 'Cause they blocked the wellways Pre me, were stairways and carts To reach deeper parts Now they say You can't use the wellway Tell me why Elita calls you faceache Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake Tell me why stone chutes became so passé They blocked the wellways I'm no descender A pre-weekender In green: goodbye, grey 'Cause there are no wellways Tell me why Elita calls you faceache Tell me why Sly Hands is such a pissed flake Tell me why stone chutes became so passé They blocked the wellways Come Series 8 and I'm sat on my arse Like the way the wyrms used to be No matter that Treguard treats me like a dog I'll taxi once more for thee Across the mire I'm flying higher I am, I am, I am, I am Smirky again today...
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    Interviews

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    If we tried to interview the characters what would you think they'd say... Report: "JESTER AND FERRYMAN FIGHT IN THE CRAZED HEFER" Two men will be facing charges after a squabble in the local inn "The Crazed Hefer." One man was told what he said before the incident. Motley: "I springs into action, flexes my mighty muscles. Cor, what a body I says to meself and prepared for deadly combat... Anyway I says ,"and lets me mash that loose hoodie in of yours..." We couldn't interview the Ferryman for he had some sort of voice problem... This was his only reply... Boatman: "Mrrrph, Mrrrrrrrph, Hmmmmph..."
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    Km Brand Names :)

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    Fatillas Body build up powder Olafs Horny Viagra Merlins Superdrugs ......... for senial dimensia Mogdreds Sunblock Sylvester Hands Goblin vacume
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    Captions brought to you by pickles freckle cream!!

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    [image: cast1.jpg] And you too and your entire family could get a make over like this for a cracking deal of £19.95.
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    Party 2

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    Majilda! I have hated her ever since she got rid of the original Helmet of Justice!
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    Party

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    Treguard, so that when the knights done we can all go home for free. (D.I.S..M.I.S.S)
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    Caption Contest #2

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    It seems the advisors forgot to tell Steve that he had to bring his own chair! Treguard stopped Steve just when he was about to sit in his, Steve sheepishly withdrew! Or The game's rules had changed to that of musical chairs! Treguard sang a little ditty, but there always has to be a loser!
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    Caption Contest 3

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    I agree, dearie. I'm far too busy feeding Festus to leave the Level 1 Wellway Room to search for the so called big greenie elsewhere. Repeat the captions here or face the wrath of my good friend Brangwen's mumblings.
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    Pick up lines...

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    Ulp. Run that by me again...actually no don't hasty wooooah no thank you...
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    Caption Contest 2

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    Actually, it's not as if Blind Date has hit the buffers already what with its new format, is it?